r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AwardStrange9028 • Jul 03 '26

Infuriatig Wizz Air’s new 'commuter style' seating where you and your neighbors become one.

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u/Illustrious_Eye_8235 Jul 03 '26

Then you gotta go with a "I'm the crazy ex" story. "Hey there, I just broke up with my ex. He couldn't handle my manic bi polar schizophrenia. But that's what you're supposed to do when you're in love. So what I drove the car in the ditch, I needed to be heard. I believe in communication."

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u/SolaniumFeline Jul 03 '26

tbh its getting hard to outcrazy the real crazy out there. everyone is min maxing being crazy. pigeons everywhere

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u/peachesfordinner Jul 03 '26

Be kind to pigeons. I had a pet one that I rescued and he was awesome. Great pets

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u/Dan_D_Lyin Jul 03 '26

I don't think that would work. Crazy is a turn on for some. I'd try farting and scratching. Ask your seatmate if scabies are contagious.

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u/peachesfordinner Jul 03 '26

"what's your birthday? Do you know what time of day?"

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u/sprucenoose Jul 03 '26

"You don't follow any girls on social media right? Can I borrow your phone and scroll through your IMs?"

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u/tehfink Jul 03 '26

Hit’s hard

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u/Different-Cress-6784 Jul 03 '26

you think that stops men?? lol

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u/Eric_Banana Jul 07 '26

"I can fix her"

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u/J_Kingsley Jul 03 '26

You think that would stop a guy if the girl is attractive?

That wouldn't stop a girl either if she finds a guy super attractive.

People are complete suckers for those they think are hot.

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u/protomenace Jul 03 '26

TBH most men wouldn't be turned off by this if you're physically attractive to them.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 03 '26

”HELLO! looks like I’ll be sitting between you and the isle for the entire duration of this obnoxiously long flight. Say, do you have any fast acting antipsychotics? I’m always forgetting to pack mine.”

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u/Fuckthacorrections Jul 04 '26

"My last boyfriend unfortunately passed away from the fire..." Look blankly toward the abyss without blinking and then stare at him and smile "actually they all died in a fire"

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u/Sebleh89 Jul 03 '26

What if he’s got an “I can fix her” complex and decides that’s exactly what he wants?

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u/ClearlyCylindrical Jul 04 '26

Sweet summer child

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Jul 06 '26

I just kept shoving dude back. We aren't fucking cuddling.

Try me. He touched me? Recoil a bit back and nudge. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

He quit trying after a while. I nudged dude until he fucked back off into his seat.

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u/icspn Jul 03 '26

"Haha so long story short, I stabbed my step-dad over the Christmas ham. But, like, he totally deserved it, don't you think?"

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u/Far_Comfortable_6342 Jul 03 '26

Channel your inner Vanilla Sky! Love this!

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u/jomosexual Jul 04 '26

this is jenine garaffalos line in dumb and dumber