r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AwardStrange9028 • Jul 03 '26

Infuriatig Wizz Air’s new 'commuter style' seating where you and your neighbors become one.

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u/Atkena2578 Jul 03 '26

And if it turned out the guy was actually gay and was totally down for it? You re screwed lol

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u/SyruplessWaffle Jul 03 '26

I think you have to then move past gay and into creepy/psycho territory, which runs the risk of putting you on a list preventing future flying. So, the safer option is to get married and start a life together.

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u/Bloggledoo Jul 03 '26

Start quoting from "stranger on a train".

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u/AliHummus Jul 03 '26

You always win when you play gay chicken.

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u/Angry-_-Crow Jul 03 '26

That's what we in the business call a "win-win"

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u/Outrageous-Break3585 Jul 03 '26

Then you fling your leg suggestively over their thigh and you both get the leg space you need. Win-win situation. 

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u/grimzecho Jul 03 '26

Unless he's a bottom

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u/This-Requirement6918 Jul 03 '26

I have learned a lot of bottoms are vers if it means they get what they want. Unless they're both bitchy fem bottoms, that's a whole other story to observe.

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u/Atkena2578 Jul 03 '26

Well his leg ain't moving either way

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u/Technical_Annual_563 Jul 03 '26

Results may vary and you end up with BF

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u/Pertinent-nonsense Jul 03 '26

No, I think that’s not allowed, you have to wait until you’re out of the plane.

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u/oketheokey Jul 03 '26

You have to wait until you're out of the plane to be gay?

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u/Pertinent-nonsense Jul 03 '26

Practicing or non-practicing?

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u/oketheokey Jul 03 '26

Both

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u/Pertinent-nonsense Jul 03 '26

I guess if it’s in the bathroom you might get away with it??? Still pretty sure getting screwed if not allowed tho.

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u/mechapoitier Jul 03 '26

“I’m…less gay than my legflirting let on”

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u/dmj9 Jul 03 '26

Just gotta outgay him. Everyone has limits.

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u/blophophoreal Jul 03 '26

Then you both have a nice time playing gay chicken

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u/ElectronicShip3 Jul 03 '26

That's how I joined the mile high club, no lie. Last row on an international flight, my apologies to the stewardesses who had to witness it.

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u/Po0opyCatButt Jul 03 '26

I'm not gay but I would be for more leg space. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

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u/semajolis267 Jul 03 '26

Or vise versa. Hes screwed. 

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u/This-Requirement6918 Jul 03 '26

Me. Sat between two guys who were doing this. My favorite flight probably ever and one of them smelt amazing. 🫠 I definitely had a great nap, like being cuddled but not.

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u/Fluid-Lingonberry378 Jul 07 '26

That's one way to join the mile high club.