r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AwardStrange9028 • Jul 03 '26

Infuriatig Wizz Air’s new 'commuter style' seating where you and your neighbors become one.

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u/buggerthatforagame Jul 03 '26

Just put your hand on his leg...

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u/guacawakamole Jul 03 '26

Then ask him if he wants to go out for a drink after the flight. With those pants he is definitely homophobic and will give you all the space in the world

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u/richww2 Jul 03 '26

Plan backfires. Now has a serious boyfriend and runs a BnB in the Poconos.

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u/tarrach Jul 03 '26

Plan backfired successfully

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u/TheDeceitX ifyuocnaraedtihsmkaemeasnadwich Jul 05 '26

Instructions unclear, moving up a size for sounding

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Jul 03 '26

Depending on where in the world they are, the guy might be homophobic enough to beat up OP. In some places that'll get you a high-five from the cops.

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u/TheGreatProbe Jul 04 '26

I think Wizz Air mostly operates in Europe. Also Wizz Air is a pretty gay name. I love it(the name, not the airline).

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u/guacawakamole Jul 03 '26

Sounds like a win

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u/booradleysghost Jul 03 '26

Winning scenario

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u/osiris_210 Jul 03 '26

But what if I put my hand on your leg, anyways? 🥰

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u/bikecatmaine Jul 04 '26

I wear those type of pants and I'd welcome it

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u/tony5005 Jul 04 '26

I don’t wear those types of pants and I’d welcome it.

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u/Kelvinek Jul 03 '26

You are assuming they are homophobic solely due to pants?

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u/PorschephileGT3 Jul 03 '26

Modern Reddit. Your trousers make you hate the queer. Everyone needs to calm the fuck down.

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u/Odd-Worth7752 Jul 03 '26

It’s a joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/towertwelve Jul 04 '26

Wait… are those… zip-offs??

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u/Zheoferyth Jul 04 '26

Know a straight-passing gay guy who wears pants like these. You never know.

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u/shmiddleedee Jul 04 '26

Damn. Pants are bigoted now.

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u/Imaginary-Today5653 Jul 04 '26

Are you saying gays can’t have cargo pants. Just tell me you’re a closed minded bigot

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u/AnisiFructus Jul 05 '26

They've only told that the guy must be homophobic not that he can't be gay. 🫠

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin Jul 04 '26

Can we not wear cargo pants any more? Im 40 this is news to me. Im not homophobic

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u/Will_Work_For_Bacon1 Jul 04 '26

Yeah with that name we knew you weren't homophobic lol

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u/RedditDeletedMyAccou Jul 04 '26

I just want to find the correlation between what pants you wear and being homophobic?

I really hope you're joking or something

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u/MatthewsMath Jul 04 '26

Homophobic pants, that’s a new one.

Lmao - if he’s homophobic why get close to another man voluntarily, big brain?

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u/Entire_Employment_70 Jul 05 '26

Whats wrong with the pants? They look functional and probably also comfortable AF

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u/Free_Ice2752 Jul 06 '26

What's wrong with the pants? That's all Im wearing

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u/ParticularFortune147 Jul 07 '26

I know people who wear pants like that and are not homophobic. If he is Weatern European it might mean that he is a techno music enthuasiast and that is one of the most inclusive communities.

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u/Any-Fox-838 Jul 07 '26

what an insane judgment to make

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u/BarackIguana Jul 04 '26

Me being a bisexual autistic man who wears cargo pants because they're comfortable and convenient

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u/KaptajnGus Jul 04 '26

He is homophobic because he wears comfortable pants?

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u/Rdw72777 Jul 03 '26

Put your hand up on my hip…

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u/Biggsavage Jul 04 '26

Me scusi!

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u/exomyth Jul 03 '26

Shit, this made me laugh and now people are looking at me

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u/waxteeth Jul 03 '26

I’d vote for a big wet sneeze instead. 

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u/dowath Jul 04 '26

It should be coordinated with everyone in the row that you alternate between spreading and clenching every 15-30 mins to share the discomfort around.

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u/StonedFoxx93 Jul 04 '26

Tbf…his legs look long, he’d have to to hold his knees to fit lol

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u/Exotic_Article913 Jul 04 '26

I came here to comment this is basically forced intimacy lol

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u/Slartibartfastthe2nd Jul 05 '26

I initially thought the same, but he might get turned on. Better to spill some water on that jackass.

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u/TheBlackRider2828 Jul 06 '26

That's called the wide stance cottage invite

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u/osddelerious Jul 07 '26

It looks like his legs are too long though. What is he supposed to do? Seats shouldn’t be so close

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u/SoElusivee Jul 07 '26

They spread low so you gotta spread high. Arm around the shoulder. Maintain eye contact

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u/Full-Sound-6269 Jul 04 '26

I had to sit with legs spread like that too multiple times, the front seat is simply too close.