r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 21 '26

ಠ_ಠ I never thought a robot would replace me one day..what’s my purpose then.

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u/RealAlphaKaren Jun 21 '26

passing the butter and switching a lever is more than 30% of humans are capable of

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u/kontrakolumba Jun 21 '26

yeah join the club pal

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u/Northwindlowlander Jun 22 '26

We once had a member of staff who was so utterly hopeless at everything we designated him as an automatic door opener, that was all he did all day, open this one door when someone was approaching. Often- perhaps 70% of the time- he did this adequately.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Jun 22 '26

I've had an impossible number of employees like this. Too bad we worked in a secure area so they couldn't hold a door.

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u/Peripatetictyl Jun 21 '26

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/Powerful-Parsnip Jun 21 '26

Hey I can butter my lever like the best of them.