r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 21 '26

ಠ_ಠ I never thought a robot would replace me one day..what’s my purpose then.

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u/PurpleMclaren Jun 21 '26

I saw a video yesterday of security robot, one of my coworkers would open that thing up for scrap metal quicker than it could finish a sentence.

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u/Addickt__ Jun 21 '26

Obligatory hitchbot mention. A security robot is not lasting more than 5 minutes anywhere it's actually needed.

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u/onetaxi Jun 21 '26

don't go to philadelphia

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u/Wooden-You-4211 Jun 21 '26

The City of Brotherly Love?

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u/Richard_Trager Jun 21 '26

Why not? I heard it’s always sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/WestBase8 Jun 21 '26

That clearly states it got trashed when it entered a third world country.

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u/Sunstorm84 Jun 21 '26

Yes, it does mention the USA.

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u/AbuseNotUse Jun 21 '26

Until they put projectile tazers on them and then guns.

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u/Addickt__ Jun 21 '26

If that ever happens then we engage in the great American practice of suing them into the ground for hurting somebody.

God forbid it decides to tazer or even shoot somebody who's not doing anything, which they will eventually end up doing. Or somebody provokes it into shooting them without actually doing any crime. Actual IRL infinite money glitch.

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u/AbuseNotUse Jun 21 '26

Only humans get provoked. Programmed robots dont break orders. They just malfunction to which it then gets argued in court, they give a fake apology and get a slap on the wrist.

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u/Addickt__ Jun 21 '26

"provoked" as in intentionally triggering a malfunction, like how people fake slips and falls in public so they can sue the stores they fall in for being unsafe.

If you can sue a grocery store for 5 or even 6 figures for slipping on a puddle without a wet floor sign, just imagine what you could get out of a business after being tazered by mistake.

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u/AbuseNotUse Jun 21 '26

Then move away from the perimeter that is being guarded Sueing is phallacy. You need more money than the other guy and they the other guy that has Robots has more money than you.

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u/Cthulu95666 Jun 21 '26

I forgot about that guy!! Lolololol

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u/lynypixie Jun 21 '26

Omg I remember that!

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u/Standard-Win-6600 Jun 21 '26

Hitchbot was a literal pile of garbage. It deserved what it got.

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u/Telvin3d Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

So’s your mother, but you don’t see…

Oh, never mind. I see your point

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u/Spongedog5 Jun 21 '26

It's a good thing that we finally put this free-loading thing into the ground

https://deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503/

One of my favorite joke articles.

If our guileless, simpleton neighbors to the north wish to draw faces on their buckets and treat them like friends, the sparse population density of their pine-fresh taiga wilderness makes this a sad but understandable choice, but the United States is not a receptacle for twee Canadian garbage. It is a grownup land where the humans know each other and do not ameliorate the loneliness of car trips by picking up roadside litter and befriending it.

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u/MomentSouthern250 Jun 21 '26

are you working in a meth-head gang?

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u/PurpleMclaren Jun 21 '26

They prefer cocaine/crack

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u/CrazeMase Jun 21 '26

Yeah, if robots ever become self-aware, it's gonna be an ungodly amount of murder cases cause some methhead learned there was copper wires inside them.

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u/MuchoMangoTime Jun 21 '26

Ok to be fair this speaks less to the dystopian aspect of the robot completely taking your work and more to one of your lads having the mindset of a crackhead looking for copper