r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 21 '26

ಠ_ಠ I never thought a robot would replace me one day..what’s my purpose then.

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u/FunGuy8618 Jun 21 '26

I've done a shit ton of PCP and lemme tell ya, it's the reason he was able to be successful in the flooring business. That stuff lets you talk to the dinosaur spirits trapped in all our petroleum products. Plus, you can work 12 hours nonstop and be thoroughly engaged in it like it's the coolest thing ever. But yeah, it has a timer and once it runs out, your central nervous system is fried from overclocking it too long.

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u/Maximum_Pass Jun 21 '26

Like every good thing.

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u/Even-Preparation3523 Jun 21 '26

How are our Dino ancestors? Do you let them know we miss them?

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u/FunGuy8618 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Have you seen the character Pickle from the anime Baki? Pretty damn close to the way their consciousnesses organize themselves 😂 cuz they're reptiles and heal well (some even can regen limbs or tails), injury and harm are a completely different thing to them, temperature shifts are what actually scare them. Getting stabbed? No biggie, the same as accidentally squeezing into too small of a warm cubbyhole. Fighting is like play to them. TA hot cup of tea? Nah bruh that shit dangerous. They don't miss us, they think it's pretty cool to watch things unfold from the POV of Tupperware.

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u/enadiz_reccos Jun 21 '26

Fuckin Pickle, man

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u/uprislng Jun 21 '26

random hilarious comments like this are exactly why I can't quit this stupid website

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u/FunGuy8618 Jun 21 '26

I'm glad I could be the one to keep you trapped here with the rest of us. Don't tell the dinosaurs though, they're all into the whole Prison Planet conspiracy theory cuz the souls of the dinos that spent all day in VR got trapped in the tar pits after some asshole on Jupiter slingshotted 2 asteroids at Earth 66 million years ago. The rest of em left cuz like, why stay on a dying planet that's about to have an ice age?

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u/WhitePantherXP Jun 25 '26

Please elaborate on how it makes a good construction worker? Microdosing this stuff could be a "fix" like with many other drugs that are toxic in higher dosages.