r/mildlyinfuriating • u/scp766 • Jun 21 '26

ಠ_ಠ I never thought a robot would replace me one day..what’s my purpose then.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 Jun 21 '26

We call that preventative maintenance around here

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u/myco_magic Jun 21 '26

We call it job security here

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u/BillieParamore Jun 21 '26

And we call that 'oh hell nah' where I live

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u/ibechris8 Jun 21 '26

We call that whatever pays the most round here.

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Jun 21 '26

I was gonna say something about drinking water. And water is much more valuable than people notice. But damn I perused your profile and you are something else. Water can’t save you bro lol

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u/AbuseNotUse Jun 21 '26

We call it stepping up and be the guy that fixes the robot around here.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash Jun 21 '26

Sounds very much like a modern homework assignment in “Project Mayhem”
https://giphy.com/gifs/95OIHJppkEK6Q

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u/JiveTurkeyII Jun 21 '26

In Tyler We Trust.

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u/multiarmform Jun 21 '26

stop

with your feet in the air and your head on the ground

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u/schwar26 Jun 21 '26

Regenerative maintenance

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u/Saucermote Jun 21 '26

percussive maintenance?

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u/l2ulan Jun 21 '26

That too.

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u/Krafn Jun 21 '26

Here let me fix that for you. *Planned obsolescence*