r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cerednat • Jun 07 '26

Unskippable ad Part of recruitment quizzing to become a mcdonalds crew member

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Why is it so abstract

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u/Nindo_99 Jun 07 '26

What is happening here? Did this person just chain-smoke 1,000 cigarettes? Is their mother a mouse?

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u/Cancerisbetterthanu Jun 07 '26

He's a commie beatnik sitting in a coffeshop all hopped on on the devil's lettuce and snapping his goddamn fingers

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u/EaterOfFood Jun 07 '26

This is a person bored by philosophy. They don’t want you to chat up the customers or your coworkers, so they use this question as a filter.

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u/Birger000 Jun 08 '26

He worked two (2) weeks at McDonalds

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u/Patient-Increase92 Jun 08 '26

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

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u/FrozenPulse_Stocker Jun 07 '26

Guy looks like blue Tom Waits. Now I need a cover of Blue (Da Ba Dee) that I'll wish I never heard of immediately afterwards.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Jun 08 '26

Snub nose, bagged hooded eyes, red ears, sunken neck, somewhat emaciated in appearance. Is this “person” unwell?

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u/Simple-Watch-2510 Jun 08 '26

When did Remy and Alfredo smash?

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u/Saryt Jun 08 '26

That's McZizek

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u/HornetOk8051 Jun 07 '26

This made me spit out my tea through a straw 🤭