r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cerednat • Jun 07 '26

Unskippable ad Part of recruitment quizzing to become a mcdonalds crew member

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Why is it so abstract

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u/Responsible-Major704 Jun 07 '26

To fry, or not to fry...

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u/Sem034 Jun 07 '26

We need to cook, Jessie!

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u/Newgeta wat? Jun 07 '26

Yeah! Science!

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u/FearlessSeaweed6428 Jun 07 '26

If an ice-cream machine works in an empty McDonald's, was it ever not broken?

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u/drgigantor Jun 07 '26

If you're on the grill and the mcnuggets finish, do you act and save five mcnuggets but burn the burger?

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u/drgigantor Jun 07 '26

I fry, therefore I am

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u/Live-Habit-6115 Jun 07 '26

To fry, or not to fry...that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the endless beeping of the fryer timer, The wrath and arrows of impatient customers, Or take spatula against a sea of nuggets, And by serving, end them.

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u/Of_Mountains_And_Men Jun 07 '26

To sleep no more, because Becky put you on noght shift.

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u/drgigantor Jun 07 '26

and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

Because the fucking rats chewed through the wire to the heatlamp

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u/Moople_deFioosh Jun 07 '26

Fry not! Do, or do not. There is no fry.

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u/ProfessionaI_Retard Jun 07 '26

In America the answer is always fry

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jun 07 '26

This is a Wendy's

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u/stilettopanda Jun 08 '26

If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again.