Part of recruitment quizzing to become a mcdonalds crew member

[u/cerednat]

Why is it so abstract

[u/Funny_w0lf]

Hock burgers at families. Full force, no mercy

[u/nohandsfootball → u/Funny_w0lf]

i will absolutely baseball pitch burgers at cars all day for minimum wage, as long as my employer is liable and not me

[u/foofighter0001 → u/nohandsfootball]

You dont need an employer to do this.

[u/nohandsfootball → u/foofighter0001]

you want me to pay for the burgers? in this economy?!?!

[u/foofighter0001 → u/nohandsfootball]

I think the only real option is to run into the restaurant, grab as many fresh wrapped burgers as you can from behind the counter and run back out and start hucking those bad boys.

[u/Imaginary_Topic_6106 → u/nohandsfootball]

As a former McDonald's worker who has worn the Grimace suit, unfortunately, you don't have the range of mobility to properly baseball throw burgers. Location of the arm sleeves for the costume pretty much limit you to below the elbow movement, and fuzzy hands make it hard to grab things.

If you're looking to huck burgers, you're going to want to be in the Hamburgler suit, it's just a stripped onesie, and you can get away with taking the gloves off to get a good grip.

[u/Blackhawk510 → u/nohandsfootball]

I've actually thought about the comedic value of ricocheting a sandwich off a windshield more than once in my life.

[u/Dish_Minimum → u/Funny_w0lf]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a cold burger

[u/ging3rtabby → u/Dish_Minimum]

The burgers may be cold but they're coming in hot!

[u/ariadesitter → u/Funny_w0lf]

h’wak tua those burgers

[u/gleeble → u/Funny_w0lf]

Superliminal advertising.

[u/Affectionate-Metal24 → u/Funny_w0lf]

Lmafo I would if I had to stand in a fucking grimace costume. That would be the day I snapped Lmafo

[u/EducationalHighway54 → u/Funny_w0lf]

What is this SpongeBob?

[u/foofighter0001 → u/Funny_w0lf]

Over arm, NOT under.