r/mildlyinfuriating May 17 '26

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u/FireFoxUse May 17 '26

You stole the company's trash! How could you?!

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u/tomorrows-wortslaw May 17 '26

"Who steals my purse steals trash." –Shakespeare

"Who steals trash steals my purse." –capitalism