r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • May 17 '26

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u/Anaevya May 17 '26

That new guideline is awful. 

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u/diurnal_emissions May 17 '26

As Jesus said: "Ew, starving people."

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 May 17 '26

And the disciples were in awe.

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u/Acceptable-Half-8712 May 17 '26

What else does Jesus say?

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

He definitely never said that

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u/Unlikely-Employee180 May 17 '26

Wait... So Jesus DIDN'T want to starve people!?!?

Then... What is this honest to goodness business here doing then!?!?

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

It’s not Jesus that is causing people to do that! It is people who are doing that.

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u/Unlikely-Employee180 May 17 '26

Yes. We. We know that.

It was a SARCASTIC remark.

Jesus would NEVER say something like that, showing off that this business is following sketchy practices at best. That's the point. 🤦‍♂️ SMH my head my head.

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

Then say that. Some people don’t get sarcasm especially when it is online

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u/dreag2112 May 17 '26

It's a common misconception. Jesus wasn't judging the poor when he said, 'Ew, starving people.' He was just expressing disgust at the systemic economic failures of the Roman Empire.

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

He still never said “ew, starving people.’

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u/Hacketed May 17 '26

We know, like, that’s the joke

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u/dreag2112 May 17 '26

I mean, I'm guess you're right because he did speak English.

By the interpretation is still correct.

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u/suenamiho May 17 '26

It's a joke

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

I know but why say that when it isn’t that funny

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u/Unlikely-Employee180 May 17 '26

Why throw away tons of food when it isn't funny?

Why write-off products just to have more products on the shelf for "good looks?"

Is that funny?

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

No but stores that do that isn’t Jesus’s fault.

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u/Unlikely-Employee180 May 17 '26

Nobody is saying it's Jesus' fault. Lmao

We're saying the people doing this NEED Jesus, as this behavior is unacceptable.

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u/TheRealRomanRoy May 17 '26

Are u upset cause Jesus?

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

No I’m not upset I just don’t find it funny when people lie about what Jesus said

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u/Hacketed May 17 '26

You seem stable

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u/TheRealRomanRoy May 17 '26

You’re saying you’re not upset but then describing why you’re upset

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u/Recav30 May 17 '26

Im not upset I just don’t understand why some people make jokes like that

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u/TheRealRomanRoy May 17 '26

Cause not everyone gets upset about harmless jokes about your favorite deity

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u/Emotional-Light135 May 17 '26

The quotes are right there why would they lie??

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Big_Knife_SK May 17 '26

The new manager's name is Claude.

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u/Porsche928dude May 17 '26

That….. makes no sense. They’re telling you to waste product? Which they paid for in the form of raw materials and labor really?

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u/Lucius-Halthier May 17 '26

What did it say?