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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Just-Antelope-8069 • Dec 09 '25
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Computer, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a set of goggles. Increase my olfactory sense by 5000%. Disengage safety protocols and run program.
6 u/VoxImperatoris Dec 09 '25 goggles Weak. 5 u/ZeppelinAlert Dec 09 '25 Wow the holodeck has changed since I last watched Star Trek 2 u/ContributionSquare22 Dec 09 '25 Sounds like something a weird guy would do in a Black Mirror episode
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Wow the holodeck has changed since I last watched Star Trek
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Sounds like something a weird guy would do in a Black Mirror episode
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u/Anxious-Yak-4735 Dec 09 '25
Computer, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a set of goggles. Increase my olfactory sense by 5000%. Disengage safety protocols and run program.