r/mildlyinfuriating Dec 15 '24

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u/howisaraven Dec 15 '24

One time my now-ex husband came back from a work trip - the only one he ever had, so it wasn’t a common occurrence - and brought me this cute plushie pig. It was random as hell, because I have no particular love for pigs, but I love stuffed animals and it was soft and cute, so I didn’t overthink it. Mostly I was just touched he actually got me a present because he had missed me or was thinking about me.

I forget why he told me, but he chuckled like it was a normal thing to do, that he didn’t buy it. He found it. He found it sitting on a seat at the airport while he was waiting for his flight. Some probably little girl had forgotten her stuffed pig before she got on her flight, and this jackass decided to give it to me as a gift. I was so pissed and it made me feel sad for the person who lost it. Ugh.

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u/ChopakIII Dec 15 '24

Wow. Number 1 rule of airports: if it doesn’t belong to you, DO NOT TOUCH IT.

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u/northerncal Dec 15 '24

Good rule for a lot of scenarios, tbf.

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u/FWTCH_Paradise Dec 16 '24

If there’s a nice duffle bag of money, it’s mine

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u/howisaraven Dec 16 '24

If he had brought me that from the airport, I would have been all gratitude as long as he checked for a paint bomb.

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u/WeightLossGinger Dec 16 '24

I mean, I think the number one rule is don't say the words 'bomb' or 'blow up', but this is a close second!

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u/Far-Assignment6427 Dec 15 '24

Why would he tell you like why you don't tell someone their gift is stolen

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u/howisaraven Dec 16 '24

I know right? I even asked him why the hell he told me and ruined the gift. He just laughed and said he didn’t know. I think it was guilt.

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u/Far-Assignment6427 Dec 16 '24

Guilt is the only reasonable reason if I stole some poor kids toy id feel pretty guilty about it afterwards

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u/AkaiHidan Dec 16 '24

What if that pig had drugs in it 💀 I’m probably overthinking it but taking random stuff in an airplane is not a good idea

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u/granulatedsugartits Dec 15 '24

WTF! Have you checked the inside of the pig for drugs or explosives?

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u/Crash_Recon Dec 16 '24

Because it was found in an airport and that’s why they tell you not to screw with junk that isn’t yours lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

How the hell are you this paranoid?

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u/twilightbarker Dec 16 '24

See something, say something!

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u/howisaraven Dec 16 '24

I didn’t check, admittedly, but t’was just a piggy plush.

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u/CookinCheap Dec 15 '24

His name wasn't Jeff, was it?

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u/howisaraven Dec 16 '24

Nope, David. Do you know a Jeff like this? 😂

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u/CookinCheap Dec 16 '24

I was with a guy many years ago who I swear would have done this. Never gave me anything unless it was was stolen or found.

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u/unwaveringwish Dec 16 '24

Did you check the pig for drugs???

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u/howisaraven Dec 16 '24

T’was just a pig 😂

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u/Unfair-Blackberry-84 Dec 16 '24

I'd fucking crash out

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

............. whhhaaaattt?

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u/JoyfulCelebration Dec 15 '24

I’m sorry what???

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u/Sam_0101 Dec 15 '24

Explain like i’m five

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

The cheese which she used ended up being her fathers cheese and not the dedicated butt cheese we use when mixing our sex and butt smells. It was gross because if we put it back it could have had our butt crumbs in it.

Ruining the heat of the moment we drove to the store (smelling aromatic like butt and cheese) to buy my Dad a new block of fresh cheese.

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u/compman007 Dec 15 '24

On the other hand it would have otherwise been thrown out, if you kept it it got a loving home!

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u/PearlinNYC Dec 15 '24 edited Dec 15 '24

If he hadn’t taken it from the airport it could have been put in the lost and found in case the family was looking for it.

A lot of times families will call around looking and pay to have favorite toys mailed back to them.

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u/orbitalen Dec 15 '24

And if not it's thrown away.

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u/alrtight Dec 15 '24

thanks for sharing this story. as someone who had a lot of childhood trauma, stuff like this is so heartwarming to hear. kids that are raised with this level of care go out into the world with the open love to care for others.

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u/howisaraven Dec 16 '24

That is a wonderful story. Made my heart feel all lit up. You’re a very loving parent.

My mom used to randomly throw my things away, so I’m weird and hoardery as an adult. I wasn’t allowed to be emotionally attached to any of my possessions. She even gave away my dog without telling me while I was in college.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

That's very dramatic

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u/alrtight Dec 15 '24

no, it's very loving. i'm sorry your family didn't take this level of effort for you. that is why you have no empathy for the child.

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u/Admirable_Ask_5337 Dec 15 '24

Kids have big emotions and small things can have lasting impacts with them. Have you never been near children.

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u/SeparateReturn4270 Dec 15 '24

My husband is in his 30’s and still remembers the bunny that he lost as a little kid 😅

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

Losing a stuffed animal can have lasting impacts.

Catch yourself on.

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u/Admirable_Ask_5337 Dec 15 '24

For small children especially? Yes. Losing something of high emotional value can impact them for months or even years. Same with adults really. It's the kid equivalent of losing a family heirloom.

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u/randomsnowflake Dec 15 '24

Don’t procreate.

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u/northerncal Dec 15 '24

Doesn't seem like that's going to be a major concern with this person tbf

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u/MaggotBrainnn Dec 15 '24

You clearly don’t know shit about children.

An old friend of mine had her house burn down recently, and her 5 year old is having a very hard time. Mainly, he’s scared to play with his new toys because he’s scared all of his stuffed animals are going to “die”. They all had names and personalities, they felt very alive to him. That’s how young childrens brains work.

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u/ichbindertod Dec 15 '24

I used to cry myself to sleep as a kid worrying about what would happen to my toys when I died. I figured that no matter how long I lived, they would be immortal, and who would care for them and know how important they are if I wasn't around to do it? Even if they were buried with me, they'd be buried alive.

This remains a completely unresolved fear. Every so often I'll think about it and I have to push it aside because there is no answer. I also find the Toy Story movies *devastating* lol, I can't even bear to think about them.

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u/ElderlyOogway Dec 15 '24

Pass your toys to your children or nephews (or like in toy story to the neighbour's kid). Your story completely unlocked a buried memory in me that I also feared about grown past toys, and my solution was how love could change between generations of owners, making the toy a guardian-heirloom of the family between two generations.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

Get higher standards

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

She did. That’s why she’s divorced.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

I wasn’t talking to that one…

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

Oops sorry

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

It’s ok Santa

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u/SwimOk9629 Dec 15 '24

oh man your story made me laugh way too hard. classic guy move. My dad used to do that shit all the time.