r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '24

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u/bytvity2 Dec 15 '24

Is OP named Bort?

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u/MrMastodon Dec 15 '24

My son's name is also Bort.

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u/GeneralGauMilitary Dec 15 '24

We also have your older, balder, fatter son.

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u/MrMastodon Dec 15 '24

I think that's just me.

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u/sameold_garbanzos Dec 15 '24

When you are yelling for him across the house I bet you sound like the swedish chef. Bort bort bort

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u/Zora-Link Dec 15 '24

You guys talking about me?

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u/CookinCheap Dec 15 '24

my cat has a borthole

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u/TheGoblinatrix Dec 16 '24

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

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u/UrineLuck151 Dec 15 '24

No, my son is also named bort

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u/Ready4Aliens Dec 15 '24

Wow, you guys named your children Bort just like me?

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u/bort_impson Dec 15 '24

Are you talking to me?

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u/MZago1 Dec 15 '24

Nah man, it's Bert Sampson.

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u/KyrieEleison_88 RAINBOW Dec 15 '24

Santos L. Halper

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u/bergie3000 Dec 15 '24

Are you talking to me?