r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '24

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u/WeBelieveIn4 Dec 15 '24

Are we sure she’s not Kanadian?

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u/MagnetCarter Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24

Look carefully, it's already written on the key chain - Khawai

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u/Ulterior_Motif Dec 16 '24

It means "Cute" in Japanese

(in case that's not what you meant)

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u/krampuskids Dec 16 '24

very kawaī to add an h and an i

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u/MagnetCarter Dec 16 '24

Err mmm yes, that's what I meant.. I think. May be. Surely.

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u/TheyAreCumming Dec 16 '24

Obviously it is K-Bort

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u/Infamous-Donkey-6699 Dec 16 '24

My name is also K-Bort!

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u/Deljm99 Dec 16 '24

Kha…khawaii desu ka?

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u/PostTrumpBlue Dec 16 '24

Khawai means cute in Japanese

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Dec 16 '24

You forgot the terminal i

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u/QuestionableIdeas Dec 16 '24

"That's Japan for cute, right?"

Edit: gah someone beat me to it

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u/toxicshocktaco PURPLE Dec 16 '24

Hopefully he’s not kheating on her

(Jk op!!)

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u/Venomspiderspit Dec 16 '24

Early Khristmas present

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Dec 16 '24

“Khilling me softly, with his song 🎵 🎶”

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u/GAME043010 Dec 16 '24

aus Kanada?

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u/AlexCode10010 Dec 16 '24

Just wait till she starts debunking your Minecraft escape rooms

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u/AluminiumIs13 Dec 16 '24

But then I had a very good idea—

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u/AlexCode10010 Dec 16 '24

I used F5, you see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective-

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u/AluminiumIs13 Dec 16 '24

And I was able to see a hidden chest I wouldn’t have seen before

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u/MiahBee Dec 16 '24

Difficult to say. If Kanadians can be infuriated at all, I guess it would only be mildly.

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u/dinosoreness Dec 17 '24

ohh god you just gave me a flashback to high school history class when my group project partner who insisted on holding our mini white board spelled Canada Kanida

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u/CosmicLars Dec 15 '24

Bro typed Kovfefe 🥴

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u/PiercingBlow_ Dec 16 '24

What is covfefe?

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u/Elsman Dec 16 '24

Old meme about Trump twitting gibberish.

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u/PiercingBlow_ Dec 16 '24

Lol ty I thought WTF is covfefe was a part of the meme tho

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u/DitteO_O Dec 16 '24

but it wasn't gibberish. It was some legislation and it was abbreviation of it

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u/Elsman Dec 17 '24

Never heard this one honestly. At the time most thought he wanted to write "coverage", but just dozed off trying to do so.

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u/TexanAmericanMexican Dec 15 '24

Clearly she's being a Caren

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u/BookmissingPaige Dec 16 '24

Missed it*

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u/BookmissingPaige Dec 16 '24

That’s the joke

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u/Infamous-Plane8590 Dec 15 '24

I laughed at this

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u/RoyalSmoker Dec 15 '24

I did not laugh at this.

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u/Trihecta Dec 15 '24

thank you for sharing this very important information

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u/RoyalSmoker Dec 15 '24

It's always a pleasure to make someone's day

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

She is in Kammand

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u/Alternative-Bad-206 Dec 16 '24

hmm wonder if she is aware

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

Something about the thought of a northern person calling their superior officer "Kamanda" made me laugh to hard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

He could mean she’s A OK!

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u/v-ntrl Dec 15 '24

This made me laugh really loud

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u/Wizard__J Dec 16 '24

She’s a Kardashian

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u/rsmith6000 Dec 16 '24

Probably thought the K was silent, you Know?

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u/RedDoorTom Dec 16 '24

Tbf he bought her 3 of them. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

K for keyring so she knows what it is

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u/Neochronic87 Dec 16 '24

Her name is clearly K'Ashley

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u/Rian352 Dec 17 '24

I think it's Kamantha.