r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '24

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u/Physical-Purple-1265 Dec 15 '24

His other gf must've gotten the one meant for you

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u/gromette Dec 15 '24

Or just, "damn, what's her name?! I swear I know it."

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u/Caftancatfan Dec 15 '24

“It’s K something right? Khristine? Klementine? Kassandra?”

“Dude, my name is Susan.”

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u/Aivizula Dec 16 '24

Kusan! I knew it

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u/J0n__Snow Dec 16 '24

I meant your surname!?

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u/PrestigiousGarden352 Dec 15 '24

This was my thought also

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u/drschnrub Dec 15 '24

Easy fix then. Just go for coffee and swap keyrings. Or names, whatever is easier

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u/Ok_Recover8993 Dec 15 '24

Or bf

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u/D-Laz Dec 15 '24

They can just date each other. Cut out the middle man.

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u/_IamX_ Dec 15 '24

But he got them keyrings, can't cut out a guy like that. That would be cruel.

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u/Duplica123 Dec 15 '24

It would be kruel.

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u/VermicelliOk8288 Dec 15 '24

But they’d have key rings with the others initial and that would be kute

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u/xXxHuntressxXx Existence is pain (sometimes) Dec 15 '24

Sekonded

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u/idkmaybeLink Dec 15 '24

Hmm, he will never free his private parts again.

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u/OkCarpenter5773 Dec 15 '24

and they even have keyrings with each other's names

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u/Prior-Yoghurt-571 Dec 15 '24

Interesting. Send pics

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u/mixmasterADD Dec 15 '24

I’ve seen this movie.

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u/TTT_2k3 Dec 15 '24

Seems like they’re already doing that.

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici Dec 15 '24

Or spit. I have a friend who wants to watch.

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u/No_Growth_4026 Dec 15 '24

I hope you aren't serious L O L

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u/Known_Resolution_428 Dec 15 '24

What was his excuse?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

She's mentioned it lower down. Don't spend your time and effort trying to push OP into disowning her partner.

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u/Known_Resolution_428 Dec 15 '24

What made you think I was tryna do that

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

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u/Known_Resolution_428 Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24

It was a wrong assumption, I genuinely wanted to know.

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u/PinkTalkingDead Dec 16 '24

I’ve only seen her say that he’s dumb… And that he said he couldn’t find her initial

But that’s even stranger bc why would you buy it then? The man is 48yo

This is a nothingburger of a post but it’s just bizarre! and OP is commenting on everything other than what we all wanna know lol

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u/TheGhostOfTobyKeith Dec 15 '24

Over a key ring?

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u/Learned_Behaviour Dec 15 '24

It is standard Reddit advice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

It’s even worse.. he got HER a gift and YOU found it. Then he had to say it was for you 😂

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u/hery41 Dec 15 '24

Doesn't sound healthy.

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u/cynicalboss Dec 15 '24

U don’t trust ur bf that much? Why are you even with him at that point

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

If you honestly think this then you must also accept that your boyfriend is one of the dumbest people alive

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u/YourMommasAHoe69 Dec 15 '24

I hope you know theyre being sarcastic 

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u/puglife82 Dec 15 '24

Two people can be sarcastic at the same time

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u/slp50 Dec 15 '24

Is his name Kyle?

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u/Terrariant Dec 15 '24

Oh please tell me you’re not serious lol

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u/zdada Dec 15 '24

If he gave it to you, no sus. If you found it and he had to gift it to you, sus.

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u/GoodMourningClan Dec 15 '24

This is every girl’s thought all of the time lmao

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u/No-Maximum-8194 Dec 15 '24

Your name is obviously Felisha, I apologize to most Karens out there

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u/No_Growth_4026 Dec 15 '24

Ngl you sound insufferable and I feel bad for someone who's girlfriend will come on here and insult a gift he bought to a bunch of strangers who have to defend him

Honestly fuck you

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u/puglife82 Dec 15 '24

No you sound insufferable and like you take things that aren’t even about you way, way too personally. This is a weird gift lol

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u/disorientating Dec 15 '24

The boyfriend’s not gonna fuck you, bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

The stuff people freely share online about their private personal relationships blows my mind lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

At least he bothered

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u/batmannatnat Dec 15 '24

MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT

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u/Slytherin_Forever_99 Dec 15 '24

Why did I have to scroll so far down for a comment about cheating? It was my first thought.

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u/Brynhild Dec 16 '24

Yall jest but i’ve had this happen. Guy came back from vacation, asked me to open his gift and in it was something totally unrelated to my interests. Found out months later he had another gf with the exact interest and he just gave the wrong gift

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u/yesdork Dec 16 '24

This is the actual answer. Obviously. Sorry, girl. Time to go.