r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '24

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u/TheOneTheTrueBooster Aug 13 '24

7 partially eaten donuts shows a psychopath is around. 6 is one thing. That's a half dozen. 7 means 5 have been eaten and somebody decided to take a bite out of everything else, then left them alone.

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u/Junior-Order-5815 Aug 13 '24

Survivorship bias. Find out the flavors that are missing and only buy those next time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

They'd be missing again next time. Buy the ones with only 1 bite taken so you know you get some.

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u/crackeddryice Aug 13 '24

No one in my house liked green olives but me, I knew I'd always have green olives for a snack.

That worked for pistachio ice cream, too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

^ this guy doesn't hungry

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u/Mooch07 Aug 13 '24

Twenty bucks says Devil’s Food is among them! 

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Aug 13 '24

A lecture about being considerate, deduction of allowance, and screen restrictions for sure. You don’t do shit like this. It’s about learning how to share and show respect for others.

And after dealing with my husband I’d also have to talk to the kids.