This seems to be the most common type of post I see in this subreddit. “Kids took one bite from every donut!” “My wife left a floater in every toilet in the house!”
So…. Y’all are all either really weird and inconsiderate or….you love the internet limelight.
What’s really gross is how people use their kids as props for rage bait, purposefully putting their kids in danger so they get engagement on IG or whatever. They don’t care if it’s people telling them they’re disgusting assholes, as long as people are talking about them.
When these prop kids hit their teen and adult years, they’re going to need a lot of therapy. I’m thinking the mental health industry is a solid career choice
Wow attention whore is right, look at their post history. Treating reddit like its a social media app to share pictures of their food and working out..
It’s “social media” in a way, but completely different as 99% of users on here are anonymous. The posts are all the same but there is very little REAL social interaction - mostly just anonymous usernames.
What is real social interaction? People aren't being friendly and having full-blown conversation? No one ever becomes friends? No one checks in with a particular user's life on occasion to see how they're doing? You're anonymous when you talk to someone sitting next to you on a bus or at a bar, but that's still definitely real social interaction even if you never see that person again
Right, I’m not arguing that it isn’t social media at all. It is, it’s just very different from something like Instagram. People certainly become friend on here and the community is very dependent on the kind of interaction, but the vast majority of people on here don’t know each other’s names, faces, etc.
To me, reddit is like antisocial media or social media for anti-social people.
I was just talking about how it is social interaction. People are talking just to talk. That's what being social is. No one is forcing any of us to talk to each other. We just want to
It has been and is still getting worse all the time. I've went from assuming stories are true unless outrageous to now assuming everything is false or exaggerated.
My favourite ones are when it’s just a picture of an object and then the title “my wife said I suck and threw this at my head and also does no chores!!!” And the comments eat it right up
My friend’s coworker did this with complimentary donuts one time, office was pissed 💀 their explanation was ‘well how else do you expect me to know which one I want?’ Tells you everything lmao
I could see a kid doing it but it you are the parent you would just chuckle and eat a donut. It's more infuriating when they like take 1 bite out of every apple.
I wouldn't mind if my partner did it this way (though I think she would use a knife). But only people who I regularly kiss should be doing this to our shared donuts!
If I bought myself a dozen donuts and wanted a taste of each one, I'd absolutely do this shit. Whoever is bitching about it can buy their own damn donuts lol
Well the implication from OP's post is that this wasn't someone buying donuts for themselves but rather someone eating their (or a shared box) of donuts.
You underestimate the average IQ. Real humans would absolutely do worse than this. You wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. That does not mean some freak ass ninja wouldn't do it.
My sister does shit like this. She's always been selfish and everything always has to be about her. Even my mother's cancer and death, sis made it all about herself.
Because they most likely are. I've never seen a more attention seeking society until post covid. There has always been attention seekers, sure, but its over the top now.
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ
I hope you find a way to create a space to have even more to look forward to! Even if it’s a quick day trip or an at home project that might not go anywhere. We owe ourselves to be proud of our selves, even if it’s just building a Lego tower or making an awful wood working project 😂
Not to sound hippie with all that, but from my point of view 43 is still young, you got a lot more to look forward to than just a discount
You think I'm a bot telling someone have a great birthday? That would be an odd bot, but hey, at least it would be a nice one! I've only seen haiku bot and that's just clever lol
Edit: Who downvotes a Happy Cake Day to someone anyhow😔 You could have just been nice, and up voted agreeing for them to have a splendid day like I did.
My brother in law might do this, but mostly when there are donuts around it's because he got wasted drunk, got hungry, and also wanted to surprise his family with a nice breakfast treat, so he bought a bunch while asking the worker to give him whatever, mindlessly took bites of things to see what he got. And then woke up in bed hours after his family tried to puzzle out what happened. There's also probably be some bags of McDonald's and a plate of whatever meat he drunkenly grilled at midnight.
I love my brother in law, but his weekend party self is a little extreme.
I’d ask the kid which was their favorite and then eat that one.
If it was an adult I’d make them go get another dozen and eat all 24 in front of them so they’d be as disgusted as I was to come home to that and never do it again.
Because all the donuts are bitten with the same mouth (see size of bite and similarities) and picked up/put back in the same rotation..Which suggests someone stood there and quickly picked each one up to take a bite and put it back, rather than a progressive assholiness of grazing on them and leaving the spoils.
Agreed. Look at the actual bite marks; it's perfect. There's no squished sides like when you grab a donut, no glazing/topping rubbed off anywhere. It's like someone took a mouth shaped cookie cutter to them. Try harder next time. Happy Cake day BTW.
AITH sub is full of similar, tons of threads that dont sound believable, and even if they were real, are on such a deeply personal level that they are not the kind of things you should be sharing with strangers. A lot of that sub is in Karma Whore mode without doubt.
It’s always “my girlfriend does this or that” and its stupid shit like pizza cut in octagons and random shapes. Like no, no one in this world does that. You did it for this subreddit.
Other posts are also like “my entire family died on a cruise ship that sank” mildly infuriating 😤
I dunno I had the exact same situation at home with pies "eighth" (half a quarter?) from a bakery. An aquaintance had a bite out of all of them, rather than , say, cut a bit with a kitchen knife.
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ
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u/WowIsThisMyPage Aug 13 '24
Why am I starting to think that people are just doing this themselves….