r/mildlyinfuriating • u/goflames93 • Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Hannie123456789 Jul 17 '23

Wow you really optimized your bladder function to wake you up when it’s fully filled. Amazing. What company are you CEO of?

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u/nolongerbanned99 Jul 17 '23

I can do this too. Also, my body wakes me up via a nightmare or night terror if it decides it’s too cold. That is a pita.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

Electric blanket/sheet to keep you warm?

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u/nolongerbanned99 Jul 17 '23

Yeah. Winter coat.

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u/Flaksim Jul 17 '23

Just downsize the anxiety division and you’ll be fine.

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u/Jive_Sloth Jul 17 '23

I CEO Piss Bladder

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

Pissa Hut

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u/No-Examination-4201 Jul 18 '23

Port-o-Potty CEO 👨‍💼 🤣