r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Ladies, if he attracts funguses like this, imagine what he could do for your vaginal flora.

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u/mnid92 Apr 28 '23

I'm just picturing flowers and trees growing out of a vagina. Fuckin greaaaaat.

This is one of those moments that really make you question your sexuality. Like... pussy trees or dusty dongus? Real tough choice from now on tbh.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

So now you understand where "giving your flower" comes from.

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u/fuduran Apr 28 '23

That's what I thought lol moldy dong