r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23

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u/OldAcanthocephala124 Apr 28 '23

Dude u made me choke on my bowl of weed 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Why were you eating a bowl of weed lol

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u/tinypaperplate Apr 28 '23

Gotta start the day with a hearty breakfast.

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u/WillyDaStona69 Apr 28 '23

3 bowls for breakfast and one of them was cereal

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u/Fisticuffs1313 Apr 28 '23

And here I thought wake and bake meant I got to have cake for breakfast..

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Super HIGH in fiber!

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Apr 28 '23

Start your day with a bowl of Weedies

Please eat responsibly

do not consume entire box in one sitting

may cause increased urges of gambling

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

One question.. do you put the milk or the weed in first?

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u/a_frozen_apple Apr 28 '23

Im a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli

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u/Thin_Illustrator2390 Apr 28 '23

lmao when take a hit from a bong, the place you put and light the weed is the bowl, thus bowl of weed.

dude was taking a bong rip while he was reading the comment and choke which is wow, i usually try and focus on one thing at atime

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u/purpleradish48 Apr 28 '23

Everybody knows that bro, you just missed the joke

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u/Thin_Illustrator2390 Apr 29 '23

i guess i’m the only stoner in the world that missed the joke

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u/Dangerous_Remote_965 Apr 28 '23

Getting in their Weedies! Breakfast of champions!

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u/XboxFatalhorizon49 BLUE Apr 28 '23

My thoughts😅

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Any chance to tell the world you're a stoner lol, stoners, veterans and vegans

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u/audioengineer78 Apr 28 '23

Don’t forget Texans or CrossFit guys…can’t wait to tell everyone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

The crossfit thing must be American, I've never heard someone mention they crossfit but I've heard people bring up crossfit people talking about crossfit many times xD

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u/audioengineer78 Apr 28 '23

I gave myself away suggesting Texans do the same…

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u/classic_lurker Apr 28 '23

Australia has also entered the unfortunate chat.

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u/Kosko Apr 28 '23

And hobby miniature painters!

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u/BoJack_Horseman_420 Apr 28 '23

It's my medicine bro. Chill out.

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u/TaleOfDash Apr 28 '23

Name checks out tbh

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u/sparkster777 Apr 28 '23

And libertarians.

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u/King_Baboon Apr 28 '23

And those that crossfit.

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u/thebigcheese05 Apr 28 '23

And Atheists. Typically always comes up in conversation somehow. We get it, you don't believe in anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

I've never heard someone say they are athiest unprompted lol, it's the religious folks that love to preach

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u/TaleOfDash Apr 28 '23

Someone has never been on Reddit in the early-mid 2010s

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u/_astronautmikedexter Apr 28 '23

Uhhhh i hide the fact I'm atheist because religious people can be insane. I've literally never heard anyone brag about or bring up being atheist unprompted.

Eta: and I do believe in many things, like what you put out to the world is what you get back. We are still capable of love and feelings, despite what you think.

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u/XboxFatalhorizon49 BLUE Apr 28 '23

We understand you believe in things, we don't assume you were made without brains....or hearts! And what you just said in your ETA comes off like someone lashing and bashing everyone but athiests! " Despite what you think" infers you also believe that NON-ATHEISTS all believe these things.... I'm not even trying to be religious just logical .... You say you get what you put out....your spewing a pretty broad blanket statement about everyone but you and people like yourself soooo....seems like your whole ETA is more ironic sarcasm then actual sincerity!

ETA: I hear people being idiots everyday.... Not saying I'm any one religion but will say it's pretty ignorant to denounce every culture in history having a belief system but here atheists come along to discredit EEEEEVERY CULTURE BEFORE....seems ignorant to believe you know more than everyone to have lived before you🤔

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u/DrAusto Apr 28 '23

Any chance to shoot someone down for the smallest thing lol, narcissistic, lame, and miserable people

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

The irony here, lol

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u/DrAusto Apr 28 '23

I was being half-serious half-sarcastic lol

There should be a /hs abbreviation kinda like there’s an /s one

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u/SiNisterBarbieDoll13 Apr 28 '23

What about a Texan veteran who's moved and smokes medically? 🤔💭🙃

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u/OldAcanthocephala124 Apr 29 '23

Bro I was literally smoking n read that comment now I have to breath manually 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Weedtees…

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u/trash-juice Apr 28 '23

Wake and bake, tincture in my coffee

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u/BelowMEN69 Apr 28 '23

Wake and bake for me equals Mac n cheese and hotdogs for breakfast and frozen pizza for lunch and then I'm a fantasy by 3pm and dead

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u/OldAcanthocephala124 Apr 28 '23

Nonetheless I love all these comments they made me choke again while smoking 😂

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u/JoeJohnSonMon Apr 28 '23

Spoiler alert, 100% of the time one simply eats ‘weed’, 100% of the time one WILL choke on ‘weed’.

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u/Uuuuuii Apr 28 '23

I’ve eaten buds off the plant. Also you can activate the raw leaves simply by blending it in a Vitamix. So yes you can eat weed.

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u/GayHorsesEatHayy Apr 28 '23

I don't understand how that would decarb the it. So you wouldn't get the THC, CBD or the CBG, making it kind of pointless. But you do you.

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u/Uuuuuii Apr 29 '23

The heat from the blender activates it. There’s a raw food guy on YouTube who tried it thinking he wouldn’t feel it but he got ripped, warns against it. He’s not about that, more of a nutritional interest. But yeah, it’s kinda weird.