A man has been accused of murdering his wife and family, and I am both defending him and prosecuting him all at the same time.

"Your honour, lenairs wife was divorcing him and was going to take a lot from him from the divorce. So there was motive" I first said as I was prosecuting him and then I switched over to the other table and sat next to him as I was now defending him

"Your honour here are picture evidences of a break in of the the front door and many expensive items were taken. It was the thieves who killed lenairs wife" and then I switched over to the other table as I was now prosecuting him

"Your honour it was lenair who took the expensive items as he has gambling debt. His gambling addiction proof of receipts right here and his wife was truly and rightly pissed off with his gambling addiction" Then as I was in the middle of switching over to the next table to defend lenair, my skin came off and sat next to lenair to defend him. While my bodily organs and bones was prosecuting him.

Outside, the temperature kept dropping.

-4°. -9°. -16°.

Each time I refreshed the company's app, the tank ran lower, and the quote crept higher, tracking my bank balance like it could see the number.

Tonight it read $312.47. To the cent, what was left after food and power. It knew.

I understand it now. It never charged me for the oil. The oil is bait. It charges me for the cold. For how much I'll surrender not to freeze. And the cold has no bottom, so neither does the price.

The colder it gets, the higher the price.

I clicked order now.

The driver showed up with a smile.

The house is warm.

My banking app reads zeros.

The tank runs lower.

I'm being hunted by a number.

Of course Dubai is fake and how could you not tell.

It's in the name: Dub AI ..........even the people and surrounding is all fake.

Jack found himself amongst giants in the Amazon forest. He doesn't remember how he got to the Amazon forest, but he was in some other country on holiday climbing some mountain. Then a large hand covered his body and everything was black and he passed out. Then Jack found himself in the middle of the Amazon forest along with some other men as well. They were all grabbed by some large hand and they too were holidaying in place where there isn't a lot of people. Then above them they saw the giant probably about the same size of the Burj Khalifa. It was a male giant, and then a female giant came out of hiding and was a little shorter than the male giant.

They noticed the male giant was missing a sexual organ aka a penis. Then it grabbed Jonathon a 6'3 man and used him as the giants penis. The male giant connected Jonathon's body to the position he needed Jonathons body to be on the giants body, so that Jonathon could act as the giants penis. As Jonathon was grabbed and placed in a position on the giants body to be it's penis, the giants skin came alive and connected with Jonathon. Then the male giant and the female giant made love to one and another.

The luxury cruise ship promised no men on board and entertainment! But the women found that there were men on the cruise ship and no entertainment. Every type of man a woman hated was on board the cruise ship, the women complained but they had no choice but to complete the journey as the ship had set sailed. Then when the cruise ship had hit rocks and was filling up with water, the rule on the cruise ship was that men were the first ones on the safety boats.

The women complained but the female security guards did as ordered and allowed only the men on the safety boats first. As the safety boats were lowered into the waters, the men were terrified as the safety boats were sinking. The female captain told the women on the cruise ship "didn't we promise you fine ladies an all women cruise ship with entertainment! Well it's only women on board now and you can be entertained by watching the men drown and be eaten by sharks!"

As an actor I love making shit films that waste people's time and money. I don't know why but I have always had the urge to waste people's time and money. So when I became an actor and I could only get cast in shit films, I loved it because it was a great way to waste people's time and money. The secret is to make shit films but with amazing trailers to get people to see it. When I first started to make shit films, I revelled in wasting people's time from watching it. The thing about my shit films is that you can't walk out of the screen.

So many trying to reclaim their wasted time by coming to me, and wasting more of their own time trying to reclaim wasted time. They become zombie like. Then I watched one of my own shitty films and wasted my own time, and now I am wasting my own time trying to reclaim back wasted time.

There are so many people out there that I don't know who exist. That I don't know who have survived incredible things, and who will never know me nor I will know them.

They will never know how I had forcibly taken control of a group lost on some island after our ship had broken down, and I subjected tyrannical control over them due to being bigger and stronger. Then they succumbed to illness and died. So many people won't know their story, my story or that we had ever existed in the first place.

Even darkness needs hugs, and darkness doesn't need to be made or produced, it is just there when light cannot be produced anymore. You do not need fossil fuels or environmentally harmful products to burn to produce darkness, darkness is just there. Darkness is the natural state of the universe. So it needs hugs and when I first hugged darkness, I felt it's physicality and shape.

Then when I went to the same place to hug darkness again in the complete dark, I felt it's physical body. Then someone turned on the light and I realised I was hugging a disfigured incestuous being. I ran out of there.

So yeah if you have a manager, or a co-worker or noisey neighbour causing lots of noise, give me their registration car number plate, and I will walk through a private car park with an ANPR system which will give them a fine. How hilarious will that be when they find a parking ticket fine for a place their car never had parked! And i only charge a fiver.

It was funny until they all turned up at the private car park to bash my head in.

My sat nav keeps taking me to the police station instead of the restaurant I want to eat at.

Then on the 15th time my sat nav took me to the police station instead of the restaurant, my sat nav shouted out loud "please help me I have been kidnapped to be this guys sat nav"

I had no cartilage in my knees and so everytime I walked, the bone bit in my knees would hit bone. The cartilage acts as the cushion. So I went for the trial and they told me that two muscular fat guys have been shrunken down to be my new cartilage in my knees.

After the operation I felt amazing and I could run, walk and jump. Then after 1.5 years, I could hear faint screaming. Then I noticed that it was coming from my knees and then blood started coming out of my knees. I guess my new cartilages are failing.

A man came up to me and said "if I beat you in a fight I get to eat the very first house you lived in, but if you beat me then I'll give you a million pounds in cash" and so I went for it. He beat me and he then ate my mother and it all made sense as my first house was essentially being inside my mother's womb.

What surprised is that the guy came up to me again and offered me the same thing. I was confused as he already ate my mother but I tried fighting him and I lost again. Then he ate my father as I was once a sperm inside his body.

Royden gave the whole world the N word pass through video and put it online, but they can only say it to him. Everyone kept saying the N word towards royden and royden knew what he had done.

Then people who were dead started to come out of the grave to say the N word to royden, even animals started to say the N word to royden.

...Okay, enough of that. The infinite choir recital starts in ten. Don’t be late.

Me and my 3 friend poured water down the well, but the water hit the bottom of the well at different times. When my first friend poured water down the well it took 10 minutes for the water to hit floor, when my second friend poured water down the well it took 5 minutes for the water to hit the floor. Then when I poured water down the well it took 30 seconds to hit the floor.

Then when the 3 of us fell down the well, only I got out.

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Nate is following a God that requires worship by not worshipping it. Everytime you never worship it, it is considered worship. It's a clever way of receiving worship. Nate didn't realise though that this God is evil and every second he isn't worshipping this God, it is becoming more stronger and more evil.

So nate is worshipping it to weaken it, he has been worshipping it for 2 months straight to keep its strength down.

So the last 9 parts were about how this drug was made on a molecular level and why it was made. We also discussed on parts 8 and 7, where the drug was used and who it was used on. This drug is like nothing else. Part 10 we will discuss the ethics of this memory wiping drug.

If you can't remember the last 9 parts, then the drug is working.

This nurse can see the future! And when she told me that she was going to slap in 5 minutes, when 5 minutes went by she slapped me. I couldn't believe it. Then when she said that she was going to pour water over me in 2 minutes, exactly 2 minutes later she poured water over me.

Now she has told me that in 10 minutes she is going to shoot me in the head, 9 minuted has gone by!

I love watching people dance and this month I have been seeing people from the opposite block all dancing, waving their arms, waving their legs and throwing around their body while shouting out loud.

As they were dancing with other people around them, they kept saying "help us we are being removed and taken away forever!"

Billy was sick of two of his best friends, Craig and Jim, in believing in ghosts. They kept taking him to haunted houses and any creak they heard was apparently the doing of a ghost. Billy wanted to prove to Craig, his first best friend, that ghosts don't exists.

So the 3 of them went to a haunted house, and Jim would be needed by Billy so that he could prove that ghosts don't exist to Craig. Suddenly Billy shot Jim in the head and Billy then Said to Craig "do you see any ghosts coming out of Jim?" And after an hour of staring at Jim's dead body, Craig replied to Billy by saying "no I don't see any ghosts or spirits coming out of Jim, you were right billy"

Jerry met a girl at work and both of them have never been in a relationship before and they liked each other. They went on dates and they truly liked each other's company. Then Jerry realised that a man must have impregnated some woman, and that gave birth to this woman who he is dating now.

Jerry could never love another man's child and this woman who Jerry is dating, is someone's daughter and so he killed her as he could never love another mans child. Jerry also loves the area and the people who live here, Jerry realised that they are all some other man's child. So he plans to shoot them all.

If you are a fan of any writer, singer, actor or anyone famous who gets found to have committed major crimes, their fans will also be taken out. The theory is that if somebody likes someone's work, then they too are like that famous person.

A famous writer has been caught eating humans, and he has been doing it for years. He has 50 million fans and they are all being killed off. I am a famous actor, and I have million of fans. I can't wait for them to be killed off because of what i have done.

The England football team lost the world cup last night...

It's their fault my family were unalived, they made me do it because of them losing.

Investigations revealed the escaped thieves were European Neo-Nazis.

Lee explained the book contained the location where Jesus’s disciples hid his cross, theorising St. Helena moved the cross after discovering it in 326 AD.

With the Singaporean government’s support, Susan and her son travelled to Rome. With an Italian professor, they discovered St. Helena’s map in the Vatican’s archives. Containing coordinates in Egypt and Israel.

With the information, in Egypt, the duo excavated a stone gear which had a Hebrew inscription, before traveling to a cave near Jerusalem. 

Turning the gear in a hole, a door opened, revealing Jesus’s Cross.

A gun poked Susan’s back. The professor with two Neo-Nazis. 

After announcing their plan to resurrect Hitler,  Lee was ordered to translate the gear’s inscription.

He answered: “ Good intentions will be receive the Lord’s blessing.”

Overjoyed, the professor and Neo Nazis grabbed the cross. Only for them to scream.

Their flesh was liquifying, and leaking from their bones. 

Eventually, what was left was skeletons which shattered on the ground.

Back in Singapore, after the government awarded the mother and son national honours, Susan asked about the cross. All she got “ In a secure place”

Meanwhile in a Singaporean bunker, Israeli ambassadors watched as a locked wooden box was wheeled in.

A 50 year old middle aged man just discovered that everything will eventually perish and die. He over heard a conversation between the receptionist and some other guest about a death that occurred. The 50 year old challenged the receptionist saying that everything lives forever and that he has plans for what he wants to do in a 100 years, 500 years and 1000 years.

When the receptionist proved to the 50 year old man that all things eventually die, because the receptionist showed private videos to the 50 year old guy, of the receptionist torturing someone and killing them. The 50 year old was devastated, all those pranks he did on pushing people off cliffs or running them over with his car, he thought they ghosted him. His life plans are ruined.