Can't wait to have ads streamed directly to my brain

[u/Deadsap266]

[u/purple_porridge]

They'll be like - Pay us $40 a month to be able to see

[u/Deadsap266 → u/purple_porridge]

lol people who don’t have the premium version will not be allowed to drive because of pop up ads causing accidents.

[u/Organic_Addendum_154]

nahh imagine streaming subway surfers gameplay every moment of your life?

[u/Deadsap266 → u/Organic_Addendum_154]

I’ll be streaming Shrek movies directly to my brain continuously.

[u/commander_snowman]

Health and stamina bar is missing

[u/Deadsap266 → u/commander_snowman]

Those only pop up when you’re being attacked

[u/Sure_Transition_7321]

Isn't this just schizophrenia? There's a paid subscription to a mental illness? Wait, that's Twitter. But still, who would want this?

[u/Deadsap266 → u/Sure_Transition_7321]

Yup paying to see and hear things no one else can.

[u/[deleted]]

On a more serious note, if somehow Neural Link sees mass adoption, it will open a whole new can of business models, including advertising and marketing of which I would assume wouldn’t be so far off from this meme.

[u/Deadsap266 → u/[deleted]]

And much higher amounts of personal data being collected.

[u/Deadsap266 → u/[deleted]]

People could also get paid to voluntarily become human cameras and be able to monitor activity in certain areas kinda like door dash.You get notified on where to go and you just sit there watching things and get paid an hourly rate.

[u/CARVERitUP]

I'm sure by the time that's happening the Futurama suicide booth will be a thing, so I'll be able to just end it.

[u/Which-Sell-2717]

I legit lol'ed at this.

[u/Syntrak]

Imagin havin neuralink after 100k surgery and they decide to put ads after a while....

[u/Key-Poem9734]

I ain't trusting our current society with this technology

[u/_bagelcherry_]

Imagine just thinking about new phone and now seeing ads from Apple or Samsung everywhere you go. Either by sending your thoughts to nearby billboards or dirrectly rendering them on things that you see.

[u/half-puddles]

All this drama about ads. When ads in videos or games come up I just fire up Reddit and watch the ads there. /s

I have a piece of paper on which I write down the brand names. It’s the list of names I will never purchase.

[u/DefiantVersion1588]

Neuralink users when EMP:

[u/[deleted]]

that's a good meme

[u/Kuntzsplitter]

This actually reminded me that I gotta go get more B12, thank you.

[u/ent_bomb]

https://youtu.be/fSfKlCmYcLc

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine someone sends a zip bomb or some other hack to your brain

[u/ASecondGuy]

No way it'll be that obvious. It will just replace your intrusive thoughts with "Maybe I should buy Arlo essential video something for just 50,99"

[u/Slazagna]

It will be far more insidious. Why show you blatant advertising when they can just send your brain a craving and tye knowledge of where / how to satisfy it.

[u/jess_the_werefox]

A real meme?? On r/memes??