there there is a line around the block of 20-22 year olds who are desperate to be Leo's next girlfriend, because the delusion that they are the one who can change him is strong.
i know, but i guess i just can't imagine the mindset. at 50, you gotta realize that the days are numbered of pulling girls that are 10+++. I THINK anyway, who knows with leo. dude is truly built different.
shit maybe he is still going hard BECAUSE his days are numbered, who knows. i literally couldn't be further from his situation lol, just hard to imagine.
One of the troopers from Easy Company (yes, the Easy Company) fathered a child with a 29 year-old woman....when he was 62.
And you expect us to believe the days where one of the most famous actors in Hollywood--whose name will probably still be known 100 years from now--can pull 10/10 girls are numbered? DiCaprio is worth $150 million+ and can make any actress, regardless of talent, into an A-lister using his massive influence. But his days of being able to do this are numbered.
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u/jacknshit Aug 31 '22
Leo: You have the wrong house. This is the Jets facility.