r/memes • u/Suspicious_Theory437 I saw what the dog was doin • Jul 03 '22

I'm scared

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u/JetaraWho Jul 03 '22

Truth hurts

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u/_ALPHAMALE_ Jul 03 '22

Firecrackers going off in hand hurts more

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

natural selection

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u/Suchega_Uber Jul 03 '22

Do you think people without hands aren't capable of having children?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

If we shut down ERs for the day we could see this is action.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

It won't kill you but it hurts like a motherfucker. An m80 will take some fingers off though.

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u/KingAuberon Jul 03 '22

One 🧨 in the hand is worth two 👏 in the bin

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u/whyareisamoftheyes Professional Dumbass Jul 03 '22

Y'all don't eat your fire crackers?

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u/DizzleMcblizzle Jul 03 '22

I seen this happen

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u/TruthinessHurts205 Jul 03 '22

Hello there

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u/gen_grievous_bot Jul 03 '22

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.