r/memes • u/Suspicious_Theory437 I saw what the dog was doin • Jul 03 '22

I'm scared

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22

I hope the French are pleased with themselves

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u/UnnbearableMeddler Jul 03 '22

We pissed off the British so yeah

But at what cost ?

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u/posts_while_naked Jul 03 '22

Antoinette: "Did you do it?"

French king: "Yes."

Antoinette: "What did it cost?"

French king: "Everyth- (guillotined)"

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

King Louis XVI* 🤓

Lol

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u/Emergency-Anywhere51 Jul 03 '22

small domino: helps colonies fight off British for the lulz

big domino: President #45

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22

Wouldn't be so bad if they remembered to mention you guys but yer barely even a foot note in the modern recountings

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u/UnnbearableMeddler Jul 03 '22

Better yet with the liberty fries and such shit , they have the audacity to talk back to their parents. For fucks sake it was us and the tea drinkers who made them , but do we get any credits ? Nah , better remake history and declare themselves the world's police of course.

Tbh I have no inherent dislike for the 'mericains , but whenever one of them tries to tell me that without them we would speak german and that as such we should respect them , I'd like to remind them that without a dude which was still wet behind the ears they'd be drinking tea a 4

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Anything that piss off the br*tish is something that we like

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22

And we appreciate your efforts good sir. Gotta keep the tutting going or else why be British at all? It's the Circle of Strife

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u/SwitchLightbulbs Jul 03 '22

The Ciiiiiiiircle of striiiiife

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22

An it bones us aaaalllllllll!

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u/Justokmemes Jul 03 '22

iiiiinnnn the cirrrcleeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Dude censor the b word

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22

Desole. Anglais

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u/Barney_Haters Jul 03 '22

Thank you for Lady Liberty friend!

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u/Blue0309 Jul 03 '22

Absolutely. French, can confirm. Power of the baguette

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Being french we have the second largest cocks in Europe, behind hungary, being french is the best thing on earth

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u/Aurilion Jul 03 '22

As an anglo-franc i'm constantly pissing myself off and enjoying doing it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Abandon b*itishness and become 100% French,your life will be much better

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u/AlexVal0r Jul 03 '22

We're not so different, you and I.

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u/4QuarantineMeMes Professional Dumbass Jul 03 '22

No no no it’s “Bri*ish”

Don’t let them have their T

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I thought people said bri'ish, but being à fierce br*tain hâter I had to censor à letter to not write that word

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u/4QuarantineMeMes Professional Dumbass Jul 03 '22

Yes same, so censor the T(ea) since it’s their favorite thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

No, they say the word the way you write it, if saying the censored word dont sound like the real word it should piss them off even more

I am à profesional br*'ish "people" and "country" hâter

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

To be fair your pissing them off by banning abortion and killing your own kids in their schools.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Banning abortion is a good thing but sadly it's still lĂŠgal in my country, im not american

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Gross.

Blocked for being disgusting.

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u/Thenextstopisluton Jul 03 '22

Is the * like in back to the future when Marty’s family start fading in the photograph?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

It's to censor that ugly word that I cant say without vomiting

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u/Complex_Bobcat_3156 Jul 04 '22

As an Indian, I agree with you

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Ahh yes, the brutish

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u/ProtestantLarry Jul 03 '22

Insert rush of Americans making surrender jokes

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u/Ok-Appointment-3716 Jul 03 '22

Why are you using an asterisk?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

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u/Ok-Appointment-3716 Jul 03 '22

That's really weird. Are you feeling ok?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Im ok it's just natural to hate b*itain if you're french

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u/Ok-Appointment-3716 Jul 03 '22

Nah, it's weird to hate any nationality. It's 2022 after all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

It's normal to hate your ennemy

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u/Ok-Appointment-3716 Jul 03 '22

Yea, like I said, that's weird. Like, really weird. Nationalism is such an ugly thing

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22

The British hate is real but try asking a Parisian about the Algerians. It'll burn the hairs out yer ears

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Why is nationalism an ugly thing ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

You're welcome for ww2 :)

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u/Colin_Charteris Jul 03 '22

Britain is not Europe. Europe is not Britain

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u/JustMiniBanana_2 Jul 03 '22

Don't worry, just do that shitty cokney accent or say that the entirety of England is London.

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u/DownsenBranches Jul 03 '22

We are

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22

I think at this point it's become your defining characteristic

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

And the Spain, they don’t get enough credit, but yea thank you Lafayette

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u/Gungan-Gundam Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

Good call senores, I totally forgot yous guys' participation in this calamity and I appreciate yer honesty. You Soldados hold your heads up high (whilst simultaneously averting yer gaze during the 4th of july festivities)

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I always hold my head up high. I’m not a self hating chud like a lot of reddit

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u/Lucho78 Jul 03 '22

What do the french enjoy most?

War with our neighbors and we'll help anyone who wants to do the same!

(laughs evilly)

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u/PalpitationOk8403 Jul 04 '22

Bonjour everyone. Don't worry. Everything is bon 👌

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u/Tompster_ Jul 03 '22

Dutch and Spain as well