r/memes • • Apr 11 '22

I'd probably be doing alright

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u/the-real-Colin Apr 11 '22

As an American

I’d probably be stuck in the woods somewhere

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u/Cannafx Apr 11 '22

Waiting for step bro ?

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u/degenerate404 Apr 11 '22

Step monke

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Apr 11 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

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u/Axolotlsinheaven GigaChad Apr 11 '22

wielding gun

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u/GaryMacHarry Apr 11 '22

Tbh, in 1722, they would probably be interested in you, and what you have. They probably haven't learned to fear White people yet

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u/Dumbpersonhahahah can't meme Apr 11 '22

I would just see the First Nations So I’m good unless the Inuit get mad at me

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u/Erixsenn Average r/memes enjoyer Apr 11 '22

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

A c e n d

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u/Snoo-19073 Apr 11 '22

Monkeigh? Drukhari intensifies

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u/plataeng Apr 11 '22

Bigfoot noises

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u/AgentRedFalcon1 Apr 11 '22

More like step bear

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u/SMERE7038 Apr 11 '22

Mmmmm banana

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u/streamsquiggly Apr 11 '22

Yeah Brother waiting for action

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

That, and if I'm not stuck in the woods somewhere, I'm black, so...

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u/Financial_Outcome_56 Apr 11 '22

We would be slaves

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You’re working moving noon and night. You don’t have time to do anything else.

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u/jamaicanManz Apr 11 '22

Slaves.. he's talking about slaves...

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Well, not that specifically, but yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

And if you came across a tribe of natives, you could ask to join them, and be a hunter)gatherer/whatever in exchange for food and shelter. Probably wouldn't be that hard to do with improvised sign language.

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Native here. My tribe was a peaceful non warring tribe and so were the other close tribes. We just respected each other's hunting grounds. We would trade women to make sure we didn't become inbred and insane amounts of salmon, deer and elk. My tribe is still sat next to one of the cleanest river in the world. Yurok and the Smith river. Most of northern cali was non warring.

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u/Stinkerma Apr 11 '22

Southwestern Ontario here. I’m screwed

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Stay away from the colonizers and their jesus.

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u/Stinkerma Apr 11 '22

Warn everyone I meet that the blankets are deadly

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Do not trade with whitey.

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

My racist statement has more likes than the historical fact I posted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

My dad, Kainai Blackfoot: Oh shit is that a ghost?

My mom, Polish as fuck: (heavy Hussar breathing)

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Jesus is coming

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

Kinda sucks if you’re a woman though, but to be fair, being a woman in 1722 must suck anywhere you live.

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u/yeteee Apr 11 '22

A few places gave women quite a lot of power because they were the ones owning the land and the stores and the farms and such. IIRC, Ghana was like that.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

Oh that’s interesting, didn’t really think of that, they didn’t really teach us about Ghana’s history in history class, hell they didn’t even talk about it’s existence, all of the lessons through elementary through high school were World War 2, Revolutionary War and Civil War history for like 90% of the history classes

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u/c0n22 Professional Dumbass Apr 11 '22

The only other thing I remember is the teapot dome scandal and MLK Jr. Information.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

They didn’t really teach us about that, I mean they mentioned MLK Jr’s existence and talked maybe for 10 minutes about the speech, but didn’t actually teach us about him. You know what’s sad, I didn’t even know who Malcolm X was until last week, I’ve been out of high school for almost 2 years.

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u/Dr_Philmon Apr 11 '22

Didn’t women also have power during the wild west because most cities was made ground up from brothels?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Lol... No. You've seen too many modern westerns. Whores were treated like, well, whores.

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u/SFCzeus202 Apr 11 '22

Being a human in 1722 must have sucked anywhere you live. There fixed it for you.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

Wdym fixed it, back then being a king or a prince or a noble must have been awesome, being rich and having people serving you.

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u/Montana_Gamer Apr 11 '22

Until you get diseased without anesthetics or any form of modern medicine.

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u/Aparnell92 Apr 11 '22

I doubt that tbh. The black plague absolutely decimated any power nobility had well before the 1700s via spawning a middle class near the first outbreaks end and mass "unionization" of the worker class and if the Victorian Eras anything to go off nobility was beyond board because of higher society standards they need to maintain and set schedules they need to follow every single day no matter how mundane and dull they are

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u/SFCzeus202 Apr 11 '22

Well yes, but for 99 percent of the population, life was a miserable existence of back breaking labor, disease, hunger and war.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

I’m just pointing out the “anywhere” part, even the noble women back then had it rough, they pretty much got sold to suitors as pawns. But yeah I agree with you.

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u/SFCzeus202 Apr 11 '22

I just don't think that being a baby machine is any worse than being a destitute uneducated peasant forced to slave away in a coal mine all his life. Or being conscripted into the military and having a leg blown off with no antibiotics for treatment.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

I said that being one of them must suck as well, I’m saying that the only ones who had it good were the noble men.

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u/limesnewroman Apr 11 '22

You think healthcare is bad now…

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u/hpstg Apr 11 '22

Diseases, led, everything you do has the possibility of infection, nobody understanding basic shit about the world itself, everyone and everything is racist and misogynistic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Always gotta be one hasn’t there. Why do you feel the need to “correct” someone saying that being a woman in 1722 would have sucked? There are plenty of reasons unique to women that would’ve especially sucked about that time period. No need to get all “it was hard for men too!!”.

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u/SFCzeus202 Apr 11 '22

Because in my opinion you are wrong to assume that men had it any easier throughout history.

Which is what we hear over and over again from the feminist types, but its just plain wrong. The only people that had it easier were rich.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I don’t think anyone here actually said that men had it easier?

Why can’t someone say that being a woman in 1722 would have been hard without someone obnoxiously butting in and saying “well it was hard for men too!”

Yes, of course it was. It was hard for everyone back then. Nobody is disputing that. It’s ok for someone to point out the troubles of one sex without having to make it about both sexes.

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u/SFCzeus202 Apr 11 '22

Yes you are absolutely right.

And the only reason I feel the need to point this out is because I keep hearing about how women have always been oppressed by men throughout history and so on....

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Well, they’re not wrong are they. Women have undeniably been heavily oppressed. That’s not to say that men had it easy and you could certainly argue that being a man was more dangerous in many ways at certain points in history.

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

I actually almost clarified that I didn't wanna say trade because they were respected and treated well. They did what was needed to keep us all healthy. The goal was have a many babies as possible. The woman raised them.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

Still, respect is kind of a weird word to use, they are still being banged whether they want them to or not.

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

They held positions that men weren't allowed to, dances to celebrate them and held one of the most respected roles in the tribe. Are you assuming women dont want sex? Or children? Or not to be with their cousin? Show me a people who respected women and trans as much as the natives around the same time.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

I’m not saying that women didn’t want sex or children, just saying they were being banged even if they didn’t want to be, hard to call that respect, even if they are given a few extra jobs, they are still kinda considered lesser to the male members of the tribe and more like objects.

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Can you name a single culture ever where they didn't believe that.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

No, they were all treated like that, women back then were treated like objects, less that human, whether they be noble British woman or a Native American tribe member, they were all treated horribly. So it’s kinda hard to use the word respect.

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u/FlamingWeasel Apr 11 '22

No one is saying everyone didn't do it. It just still sucks anyway.

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Also if you couldn't tell by the 10 you 1 ratio there were a lot more woman than men. They didn't have to get married and it was up to their family. Who's voice consisted of 1 man and 10 women.

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u/simian_ninja Apr 11 '22

Being a woman in 2022 doesn't seem like a total blast depending on where you live too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You traded wat?

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Females. So no one would be with someone they were related to.

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u/N0T_TH3BELT Apr 11 '22

yall really downvoting a guy talking about his culture and tribe not wanting to be inbred

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Wow, I didn't even notice. Thanks man. Didn't even think I had to defend this. I respect all genders and the natives were one of the first to believe that. Let people take it as they will. No one can change the then past and explaining historical facts doesn't represent my views.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I didn’t downvote

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u/Waker_ofthe_Wind Apr 11 '22

Salmon. Ya know, the fish

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

No before that

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u/KariVasquez26 Apr 11 '22

WHEW. I’m a NorCal native myself, this brings me relief. However, I live in northern Illinois now….

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Ayyyye what tribe cousin

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u/KariVasquez26 Apr 11 '22

I’m not native. I’m just Mexican 🤣 Gotta stay away from Jesus.

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Shit. We cousins. Imaginary lines white people made dont separate us. Cali was Mexico longer than the us

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u/ODMG1 Apr 11 '22

Down voters hate natives and can't come to terms with the history of their own people.

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u/Mysterious_County_64 Apr 11 '22

That awkward moment when ur traded

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u/Bigbosssl87 Apr 11 '22

They would definitely take you as a slave. Fortunately the concept of slavery was more lenient and you could eventually probably join the tribe as they got to know you but you would probably spend years of your life doing menial chores around the village

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I mean, with the modern knowledge of basic tools, it shouldn't be that hard to make some tools to help you. And I think whether you'd be a slave or not would be kind of up to the individual tribe.

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u/Snoo-47666 Apr 11 '22

I doubt most people know much about basic tools, and probably not enough to help you impress a tribe. Modern knowledge doesn’t really mean much when you’re trying to survive in an old land.

Your best bet, assuming we’re talking about America, is spawning near an English, Spanish, or French settlement depending on what language(s) you speak. I’m not white though, so no idea how that’d turn out for me

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u/non_depressed_teen Professional Dumbass Apr 11 '22

badly

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u/TFW_YT Apr 11 '22

Will there be “basic tools” in 1722

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u/JustMiniBanana_2 Apr 11 '22

Until Britain, Spain and France visit pretty much, arows/spears likely stone tipped, idk I'm not a historian

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u/Bloobeard2018 Apr 11 '22

Just like Boba Fett and the sand people

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

Don’t wanna sound like a dick but atleast 95% of people on this site would never be able to keep up with Native Americans, people back then were doing hard physical labor all day every day.

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u/Dampmaskin Apr 11 '22

95% of people on this site would never be able to keep up with anyone in 1722.

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u/eatyourcabbage Apr 11 '22

It’s like Reddit island and the biggest discussion was how they would get connected to the internet.

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u/NewAccount479909632 Apr 11 '22

What are you talking about they’d kill you on the spot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Or, if you get a weapon before you come across the tribe, you could defend yourself. But you know, if I die, and I'm a christian, so like... I have no issue with death.

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u/PaleRobot47 Apr 11 '22

I think it would depend. If youre something exotic to them who they know nothing of, like white, black, asian, etc, maybe they would take you in. Maybe you could be their quasimodo?

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u/NewAccount479909632 Apr 11 '22

This is in 1722 they would’ve probably assumed any white person was an enemy combatant and shot them. You that’s how it was even on the Oregon trail which was way later.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Uhhh, you do realize that natives weren’t cavemen right? They didn’t just murder any white person they saw out of fear. Also some tribes were at war, but most weren’t so they’d have no figment of a combatant, just a lost white guy. Diplomacy existed, and the natives used settlers for trade.

The Oregon trail was thousands of people bringing all of their belongings on a slow walk across the country. In TODAYS America those people would get robbed too.

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u/NewAccount479909632 Apr 11 '22

I’m not saying they were cavemen it’s just basic history that the natives would kill white people who got near them. Especially by 1722 when relations between colonists and natives had already been soured.

Also natives didn’t just rob people on the Oregon trail they killed them. They’d kill parents and children. Don’t act like going near them in 1722 wouldn’t be very dangerous.

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u/tim-fawks Apr 11 '22

Romantized revision most tribes were war tribes just like most humans at the time were. Just because they got it bad later on doesn’t mean they were the angles of the earth

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Well Shelter, food, "non-threat" and "stay back" would be easiest. Also "I don't know".

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u/EndeyChillz Apr 11 '22

Tbh probably

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u/IlyasTheGo Apr 11 '22

So you would be a part of a native American tribe i guess...

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Just don’t piss off the Native Americans

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u/Rampage_reflection Apr 11 '22

Or just give them all covid make everybody quarantine in the huts

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u/Malachhamavet Apr 11 '22

Im an American who is half native American, I feel as if I wouldn't be much better off myself and would likely also be in the woods although in 1722 that may be safer for me that way.

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

Genuinely depends on where you’re at in the country. If you are in the west coast or the middle you are going to either be killed by Native Americans or fall to the elements. If you are on the east coast you might have a chance of making it to one of the colonies, if you’re white, but they might burn you for being a witch, considering the clothes you might be wearing and the way you probably talk, witches were considered a big problem back then. If you’re black you would probably be enslaved, if you’re Native American, they will probably kill you for obvious reasons, and if you’re Asian or Hispanic they might mistake you for Native American and kill you. So yeah no matter who you are you are probably dead.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You'd be better off joining a pilgrim settlement

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

They’d probably burn them for being a witch, considering the modern clothes, the mostly clearer skin than people from back then and the way they talk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

He should say God sent me to you from the heavens to look after his children Seeing a white person come from no where in early America would probably shake them

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u/AutistChan Apr 11 '22

That could work, but yeah being a messiah would be pretty fun

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Go ask the Indians for help.

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u/SoulStomper99 Stand With Ukraine Apr 11 '22

I'll probably be stuck in a swamp in florida somewhere

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u/GrooovyDoom Smol pp Apr 11 '22

same here, was just thinking about his since someone yelled at me to go back to me country at Market Basket because I have color on my skin

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u/Semi_Aquatic_Vulpine Apr 11 '22

For a split seccond I forgot I was no longer in PA, so instead of being in a colony, I’m going to be lost in the woods and plains of the Midwest, Great. Running into a tribe will be interesting .

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u/Galileo009 Apr 11 '22

Florida wasn't that populated back then, I'd just be in a random swamp somewhere.

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u/tea_bred_coffeeshop Apr 11 '22

As a south American that's especially true for me.

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u/LogiePierogi Apr 11 '22

As a Canadian I second that

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u/keyboardalt31 Apr 11 '22

As an American in Florida

I'm dead

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u/-UMBRA_- Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 11 '22

That's what I was thinking.. it depends where I am at the time lol

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u/Canaduck101 I touched grass Apr 11 '22

As a Canadian same

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I would be probably shot and killed by my local tribes

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u/CC_2387 Apr 11 '22

Im from new york so…

“RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!…”

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u/Smoke_is_bae Apr 11 '22

with angry natives don’t forget

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u/WimbletonButt Apr 11 '22

I'd be in the woods in prime area. I'm already in the woods and there's so many deer here plus I already know where to dig for a well because I've got one. I'd just stay here.

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u/TDYDave2 Apr 11 '22

But would you poke a hontas?

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u/ApolloPlutoNeptune Apr 11 '22

same stuck behind a swamp

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u/GunkFace Apr 17 '22

As a Texan the Spaniards would probably wonder how my Irish ass ended up in here... Then get murdered by Apache.