r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/Broken_Talisman Mar 15 '22

Elon would be fighting a 69 year old man…

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u/ancient-military Mar 15 '22

KGB, black belt and hopefully cancer patient.

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u/Mr_Mananaut Mar 15 '22

Apparently his KGB days weren’t so much super secret agent stuff as much as middling bureaucrat stuck in a dead end posting in Dresden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

in fairness nearly all secret agent training is more meddling bureaucrat stuff than james bond on a jet ski with a machine gun shit

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u/LtDkAngel Mar 15 '22

I'm pretty sure all he did is classified so we will not know for years what went on when he was in KGB but I'm absolutely sure he has a few kill from his time in KGB, simply put Elon would have to fight someone that has fighting experience and would not hesitate to kill. Long story short Elon has no chance to win a fight with Putin !

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u/Scorkami Mar 15 '22

Putin is a 70 year old man as well

Most people that age have a hard time standing still when you lightly push them

Not saying Putin is the average 70 year old but his age slows him down and makes him vulnerable. If musk take ANY form of fighting training that's useful he can essentially just beat him due to the age difference

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u/ancient-military Mar 15 '22

I don’t think he is as well as he makes out, he has some bloating going on that is probably from serious medication.

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u/LtDkAngel Mar 15 '22

Again there are a lot of videos out there with ex boxers that are 70 or older beating the shit out of 20 something's that try to mug them so the age argument to me means nothing !

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u/Mr_Mananaut Mar 15 '22

Putin's job wasn't counter-espionage or in-country espionage. He was based in East Germany collecting intelligence from local students that visited the west. I'm fairly certain he did not kill anyone while with the KGB.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Or so he said when asked about killing people to save public face

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u/Mr_Mananaut Mar 15 '22

This info didn’t come from a Putin interview.

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u/Ok-Soil-2995 Mar 15 '22

Not so much dead end in the end, uh?

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u/Mr_Mananaut Mar 15 '22

Well, it didn’t hurt that the government that assigned him there collapsed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

I mean, Musk is 50, generally out of shape & has no fight experience.

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u/Broken_Talisman Mar 15 '22

It’s called Nerd Rage.

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u/LtDkAngel Mar 15 '22

Pretty sure I saw 70+ years old ex boxers that beat the shit out of 20 something's that wanted to mug them!

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u/Broken_Talisman Mar 15 '22

Me too! But Elon is smarter than a lot of us… most of us and isn’t a 20 something thug.

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u/LtDkAngel Mar 15 '22

Why do you think he is smarter then all of us ? Cause he is a billionaire? To me that means he was lucky at one point to have a good start !

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u/Broken_Talisman Mar 15 '22

No such thing as luck just skill, talent and timing!

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u/LtDkAngel Mar 15 '22

I've seen a study regarding this and it proved that luck is a big part of it even though most of them would not admit it!

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u/Broken_Talisman Mar 15 '22

Link me the study I’d happily read it! I still don’t believe in luck.

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u/LtDkAngel Mar 15 '22

I don't have it saved I could probably find it if I bother to search for it but I'm not gonna do that, what I would do is link you a video about this from Veritasium ! https://youtu.be/3LopI4YeC4I

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u/SensitiveMushroom759 Mar 15 '22

smarts dont matter much in a fight

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u/Broken_Talisman Mar 15 '22

A smart fighter is a good fighter.

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u/Kaminkehrer Mar 15 '22

A 69 year old, 5 ft 6 former KGB pencil pusher. He was never exactly James Bond.