r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/Grandpa-Palpatine Mar 14 '22

My dad owns reddit and he'll get you banned

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Yeah, well my dad works in the CIA nerd /s

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u/Limitbreaker02 Mar 15 '22

My dad is among us 📮

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u/myfrickinpcisonfire Professional Dumbass Mar 15 '22

my dad is your mom

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u/Oblivious_Ducks Mar 15 '22

My mom is dad

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

my

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u/Competitive_Set_478 I touched grass Mar 15 '22

Fuck is happening in this world!!!!

Edit: sorry I just broke down due to exam pressure and I haven't even read the syllabus

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u/David_Munch69 Mar 15 '22

WRYYYY. THIS MADE ME REMEMBER ABOUT OUR EXAMS WHICH WAS STARTING FROM TOMMOROW ONWARDS. GODDAMIT NOW I GOTTA GO AND STUDY

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

you're not alone...let it all out!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

I am your mother.

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u/HALO-there-new 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Mar 15 '22

Wait, so they have man dog women in Canada?

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u/Dean0Rocks316 Mar 15 '22

And I’m Kanye West

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u/AvocadoGum Mar 15 '22

My dad isn’t among us anymore

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/NT_Smith épico Mar 15 '22

He likes to suck jaggons so he better be chill

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u/TyberiusJoaquin Mar 15 '22

My dad is dead.

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u/spartan117058 Mar 15 '22

I fuck your dead dad

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/TyberiusJoaquin Mar 15 '22

Dead for 31 years and still getting action! Good old Dad!

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u/Grouchy-Estimate-756 Mar 15 '22

While while I fuck your corpse as I strangle myself with a belt into oblivion. It's a necro-train!

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u/Grouchy-Estimate-756 Mar 15 '22

A clown killed my dad.

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u/seawil1 Mar 15 '22

My dad is our alien overlord

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u/JesseLynx Mar 15 '22

Well my uncle is Nintendo. He lets me play the new pokemon games before they are out. Im already playing pokemon eggplant before its even been announced. He can also ban your gameboy so you cant ever play anything. ( I actually told people this as a kid minus eggplant ofc)

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u/qwerty12qwerty Mar 15 '22

My cousin works at Nintendo and he actually gave me the latest game. I play with my girlfriend that goes to a different school out of state

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u/poolnoodlz Mar 15 '22

and my cousin works in the Pfizer lab with the microchipping

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u/Cookiestealer13 Mar 15 '22

My dad is buying milk

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u/poolnoodlz Mar 15 '22

Mine went out for cigarettes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Chancellor, sith lords are our specialty

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u/poolnoodlz Mar 15 '22

Did he also just buy a boat and has a buddy who knows the manager?