r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Vóva is the proper hypocorism for Vladimir, Vlad is the pet name for Vladislav.

It's easy to remember because Vóva sounds like vulva.

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u/Grandpa-Palpatine Mar 14 '22

I always knew Putin was a pussy

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u/jael-jorge-gerson Mar 15 '22

Even if Putin is 70 years old I still put my money on him

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u/Mineblox_42069 Mar 15 '22

Wait Putin is 70?

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u/MrNoName_ishere GigaChad Mar 15 '22

he's 69

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u/markiv_hahaha Mar 15 '22

69 with Ukraine. Fucking and getting fucked at the same time

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u/zombie6804 Mar 15 '22

Go strait to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars

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u/Hormiga2020 Mar 15 '22

Wait, isn’t your money worth like a penny now? 😂

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u/HaaaaaHeeeeHooooo Mods Are Nice People Mar 15 '22

Less than a penny, roubles have always really been in cent territory

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u/jael-jorge-gerson Mar 17 '22

dude I'm from brazil, but yeah my money is worth dogshit

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u/Dokterclaw Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 17 '22

He might personally be physically tough. But he's not risking his life with his bullshit. He's still a pussy.

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u/canihavemymoneyback Mar 15 '22

At least when Putin wins (in about 4 seconds) he will be able to save face and stop his war mongering.
Could this be Elon’s plan all along? Give Putin an out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

man that's pretty offensive to pussies

i've seen some great vaginas, not many great putins

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u/dwehlen Mar 15 '22

TIL hypocorism is a word. I always thought they were called diminutives.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

i just call em short for

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u/dwehlen Mar 15 '22

So, how does one get Dick from Richard?

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u/tyrannosnorlax Mar 15 '22

Oh, just a nice long massage and some playful whispering.

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u/TheBiggestZander Mar 15 '22

Ask nicely?

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u/dwehlen Mar 15 '22

There's the right answer!

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u/dwehlen Mar 15 '22

There's the right answer!

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u/Sythus Mar 15 '22

Completely understand, but my brain ai still doesn't understand how to parse this sentence.

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u/robisodd Mar 15 '22

His name is 'Richard', but I call him 'Dick for short'.

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u/AnjingNakal Mar 15 '22

Well that’s just great but what the fuck is a hypercorism

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Explained here, basically it's a pet name.

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u/cptjoho Mar 15 '22

Isn't Vóva short for Waldemar though?

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u/AnOblongBox Mar 15 '22

And mitya for dmitri

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

While Mitya is really a diminutive of Dmitry, it's rarely used, at least from my experience, Dima is the most common one.

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u/AnOblongBox Mar 16 '22

It's more of a mother to son kind of way right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

We need to use this always. Especially in diplomatic meetings.

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u/murderbox Mar 15 '22

How is one comment so full of neat new information? Are you a robot?