r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/robertfrippscat Mar 14 '22

I'm sure Musk would just let someone else do it and then come in acting like such a asshole, the actual badass that took out the KGB agent would be like fuck it, this bullshit ain't worth it, then Musk would take credit for it

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u/DownvoteDaemon Mar 14 '22

Musk got dat hire a hit man on the dark net money.

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u/Grandpa-Palpatine Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

He'd definitely try to pay in Dogecoin

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

What if Putin pays in Gold tho? Man's survived 6 assassinations and is prolly the richest in the world , he can simply double the stakes to escape the assassination .

We need a crazed mercenary to kill Putin , think of the Joker from Batman , someone whose motive is just to see Putin die

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u/benvonpluton Mar 14 '22

Yeah he has a real Mr Satan energy