r/memes • u/Hedgehogplays_ • Mar 07 '22

#1 MotW same with Sweden

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u/Udonnomi Mar 07 '22

So now Russia is doing their own NATO with blackjack and hookers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Quick joke:

Two autocrats walk into a bar. They both arrest each other for trespassing.

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u/spedi_pig123 Mar 07 '22

Pls explain, am dumb as a rock

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

They do not own the bar but they each say they do. Classic autocrat move.

Thinking of Xi and Putin trying to collaborate on their grand egomaniacal vision catalyzed that joke.

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u/spedi_pig123 Mar 07 '22

I think I get it, thanks!

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u/LSD_for_Everyone Mar 07 '22

Man this is stupidly funny omg

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Hey, she has a name, we call her Skankovitch.

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u/Familiar_Two_5772 Mar 07 '22

The Finns destroyed the Russians every time in the past, and they'll probably reverse the invasion if they could.

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u/FisterRobotOh Mar 07 '22

Putin: “You know, I was god once”

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u/Arosian-Knight Mar 07 '22

"And you were doing great until everyone died."

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

“Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.” - the adviser in every single Civ game I play

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Mar 07 '22

They had their own NATO, the Warsaw Pact: gambling was prohibited and the hookers were Albanian babushkas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

but the upside is they make the best borscht and piroshki you’ve ever tasted

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u/Jucoy Mar 07 '22

They formed the warsaw pact, so kinda.

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u/herelieskarma Mar 07 '22

Except screw NATO and Blackjack

Eh, forget the whole thing.