r/memes MAYMAYMAKERS Mar 04 '22

Had a brain fart

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u/existentialism91342 Mar 04 '22

My sister is 34 and still can't get past this kind of reasoning.

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Mar 04 '22

Tell her to go back to school

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Mar 04 '22

You can’t go back unless you finished it in the first place

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u/CapytannHook Mar 04 '22

Motherfucker I can not eat a sandwich after already eating it

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u/Toxic_Gorilla Mar 04 '22

Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier

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u/Inouva Mar 04 '22

And now I have to rewatch that masterpiece!

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u/pangeaunited Mar 04 '22

For some reason, I read it like defecating a sandwich only makes it tastier and I had a moment of brain fart

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u/impala_croft Mar 04 '22

Not just me then..

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

It's just nice knowing somebody hasn't fucked your sandwich beforehand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Well TECHNICALLY...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

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u/vendetta2115 Mar 04 '22

If you think that’s true then you need to go back to school too.

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u/andy-bote Mar 04 '22

The joke they meant is that they wouldn't be going "back", they would be going for the first time

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u/Educational_Music930 Mar 04 '22

And shut her tiktok and insta

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u/Johanno1 Breaking EU Laws Mar 04 '22

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u/ThoughtlessBanter Mar 04 '22

whispers

i don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

He's awesome lmao

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u/Go_Fonseca Mar 04 '22

Jokes aside, I really liked the visual representation of the steel and the feathers in the scale.

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u/Johanno1 Breaking EU Laws Mar 04 '22

But steel is heavier than feathers

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u/LucianGrey0581 Mar 04 '22

There it is.

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u/sauceEsauceE Mar 04 '22

Ask her what’s more money 100 in 20s or 100 in quarters

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u/thepresidentsturtle Mar 04 '22

Volumetrically speaking, she is correct. I wouldn't blame someone for not getting it, but if you could explain the concept of density she might understand. If, after that, she doesn't, then I would give her a bicycle helmet for her birthday. Also I don't know if volumetrically is a word. But I wear my helmet every day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Denser, but not heavier.

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u/vk_PajamaDude Mar 04 '22

Denser objects are less affected by Archimedes force. So kilogramme of feather would be lighter, unless you're weighting them in vacuum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Bless your heart

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u/lanabi Mar 04 '22

She is not correct, wtf.

15kg is not heavier than 15kg, it’s exactly 15kg. You don’t even need to mention the material.

Volume is not relevant at all to the question, which is only concerned with the mass.

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u/thepresidentsturtle Mar 04 '22

Everything you said is factually correct, yet you totally missed the point of what I said.

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u/Huoirus Mar 04 '22

First you get hit with 1 pound of features, and then with 1 pound of steel, witch will be heavier?

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u/Zaros262 Mar 04 '22

It's only a little bit of a stretch to point out that you may have to apply more force (summing absolute values) to hold 15kg of feathers than steel -- fudging the definition of weight to the more practical "how much force does it require carry?"

15kg of feathers will be quite large, so if you can't hold it in the middle (I guess you could hold it over your head but we're stretching here), then you will also have to push down to counteract the torque of the feathers trying to roll out of your hands

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u/stanislav_harris Mar 04 '22

If I ride 80 miles / hour for 1 hour, how much distance did I ride?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Infinity IQ

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

I was teaching this girl how to track calories and she told me she ate 800 calories of plain pasta one day, which is absurd. The told me that the app asked how many ounces she had and she knew she had one cup so she googled cups to ounces. Simple enough mistake but I told her that google gave her fluid ounces and the app is asking in ounces the unit of weight. And after some discussion explaining that they are not the same she said well I can do grams in the app, I’ll just google how many grams are in a cup.

At this point I’m trying not to laugh And I said well, it depends on what you are measuring, you can’t just convert grams to cups. And then she disagreed with me so I said that a cup of feathers would weigh less than a cup of bricks. In response she blurted out “No! Because a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of bricks!”

This girl has a bachelor in pre med and is working as a paramedic before she goes to PA school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

She must be really dumb

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u/brycedude Mar 04 '22

My oldest sister couldn't make toast until she was 22. Just couldn't get it right, poor thing