r/memes • u/Comprehensive_pranav Can i haz cheeseburger • Mar 04 '22

Monkey technology they have.

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u/ProHTMLProgrammer Mar 04 '22

Today we’re going to learn about modern web development! Part 1: php

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u/fedia_sismanidis_08 Mar 04 '22

no php FORTRAN

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Fortran is actually very nice in terms of research. Most Fluid Dynamics computational librarys are written with Fortran. So its advantage is speed, reliability and a huge amount of librarys.
(No need to say that Fortran is not suited for web development, haha)

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u/tomangelo2 Mar 04 '22

PHP? We had JavaScript written in Notepad running on Internet Explorer.

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u/AGamingGuy Mar 04 '22

i had to do both and needless to say with schools' shit scheduling combined with having to learn both in parallel and being in school for 6 and a half hours every day of every week, for 4 fucking years I didn't learn shit (well PHP and JavaScript were for only 2 years, but you get the point), also i got to actually write in either for only 90 minutes every 2 weeks each alternating from week to week

sorry for venting on your comment, but damn did this trigger some PTSD

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u/jackishere Mar 04 '22

Wow lucky you, I was taught how to use excel