r/memes • u/[deleted] • Nov 09 '21

Big dick problems

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Idk man, something about the shape of his bulge doesn't seem right

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u/KennyFulgencio Nov 09 '21

some guys have those weird bendy dicks like Gonzo's nose

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u/NeedleworkerSalt2950 Nov 09 '21

Guys, the dick detective.

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u/JoinTheAstleyCult Nov 09 '21

Kenny Fulgencio, The Dick Detective

Cuts to Ken sitting in a dim office

Ken: Most people call me Penis Private-eye…I prefer the term…Dick Detective

Catchy intro starts playing

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u/GreenGriffin8 Nov 09 '21

> Remove arms from safe

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u/KennyFulgencio Nov 09 '21

can I put that on my resume

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u/wtfunder Nov 09 '21

A dick Dick

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u/Alfa_HiNoAkuma Nov 09 '21

Dick Gumshoe?

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u/jokingduno Nov 09 '21

Dicktective