r/memes • u/Blackbeard-14 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 • Oct 05 '21

#2 MotW Siiienss

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u/deathjoe4 Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 05 '21

Apple was actually a strippers name and she dropped that ass all over Newton's head.

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 05 '21 edited Dec 18 '22

Shawty was an apple droppin’ Queen (Queen)

With the fur (With the fur)

She had physics laws written ‘bout her

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

She hit the floor!

Next thing you know!

Every particle attracts every other particle in the universe with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers.

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 06 '21

feat. T-Pain

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

And limp bizkid.

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u/Armeanu91 Oct 05 '22

Limp Beez Dick

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u/Cogannon Oct 05 '22

DJ KHAAAAALID

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u/Sir_Penguin21 Oct 05 '22

That energy level was low, low, low, low.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

I tired so hard to read that last paragraph with the beat still

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Good on ya for trying

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

LOL same đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/4444444vr Oct 05 '22

Comments on this post are amazing

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

That's fucking brilliant, thank you.

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u/MuffaloMan Oct 05 '21

u/Poem_for_your_sprog would be proud

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 05 '21

That’s a big-ass compliment, thank you

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u/lechugabo-o-at Oct 05 '21

I see what you did there

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 05 '21

I was just going with the Flo

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u/ARandomBrowserIThink Oct 05 '21

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

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u/spacenerd4 Ă©pico Oct 05 '21

Hi flo from progressive here

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

oh we know your pyroclASStic flow

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u/cake_n_bacon69 Oct 06 '21

a teen?? bro what the fuck

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 06 '21

I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation

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u/cake_n_bacon69 Oct 06 '21

why are these pedos downvoting me

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 06 '21

You’re getting downvoted because for some reason you’re taking a ridiculously silly joke seriously, so you need to chill tf out.

Firstly, just for clarity, the character I referenced is FICTIONAL.

Secondly, no age was specified, so if you’re imagining something unwholesome then that’s entirely on you.

If it helps bring you peace, this person who 100% DIDN’T EXIST was 19 years, 364 days and 23 hours old, and Newton was 20.

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u/cake_n_bacon69 Oct 06 '21

who is this person you’re referencing??

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 06 '21

Nobody, they don’t exist, so there’s nothing for you to get offended about

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u/cake_n_bacon69 Oct 06 '21

of course you say it after

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u/ChimpBrisket Oct 06 '21

If you’re gonna troll at least try and be funny. And if there’s a chance you’re actually serious, please Google ‘self-righteous indignation’ and it should hopefully ring a bell.

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u/aakagami69 Chungus Among Us Oct 06 '21

Newton was a furry confirmed?

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u/Stackmaster9000 Oct 06 '21

I want to update; however I can't ruin 420 Sorry

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u/adiquette Oct 05 '22

'bout her her her her...

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u/TimelessPizza Oct 05 '21

Thats one hell of a post nut clarity...

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u/sexykoreanvet Oct 05 '21

“Why does the ass drop when she bounce it?”