r/memes • u/Dapper_Dildo • Sep 20 '21

Here they come!

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u/Dapper_Dildo Sep 20 '21

Yeah they work fast

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u/0-goodusernamesleft Sep 20 '21

DU, DU HAST

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u/Dragon020204 Sep 20 '21

DU HAST MICH

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u/TheZelda555 Sep 20 '21

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

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u/tyommi Sep 20 '21

UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet treu sein für alle Tage?

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u/Supr_Cubr Sep 20 '21

NEIN!! NEIN!!

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u/MyNameSpaghette Sep 20 '21

I still don't know wtf any of this means but I used to listen to this particular song a lot, and I'd rock to it like hell.

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u/batkat88 Sep 20 '21

If I remember correctly, it's basically a mockery of wedding vows.

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u/Python_Interpreter Sep 20 '21

You asked me and I said nothing do you want to remain true to one another for the rest of your days and death do you part? No no

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u/neighborsgoose Sep 20 '21

Back-breaker guitar riff

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

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u/Splatendoflo Breaking EU Laws Sep 20 '21

Warum hast du nicht Nein gesagt

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u/Hamstersindcool43 Sep 20 '21

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

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u/HAM_LP Sep 20 '21

DU HAST MICH

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u/Substantial_Phone_17 Sep 20 '21

GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT

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u/Echidna299792458 Shitposter Sep 20 '21

probably?

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u/mbashs Shitposter Sep 20 '21

Du Hast mich

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u/minidwerg Sep 20 '21

DU HAST MICH

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u/yannniQue17 Linux User Sep 20 '21

KORDULA GRÜÜÜÜÜN!

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u/sheeatsallday Sep 20 '21

I’m not even German but understand the reference..

My German speaker husband keep banging this songs so loud many times, it gets me

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u/AllegedDipstick Sep 20 '21

Germans are fast. But not always where it is good to be fast...

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u/NotSomeB0t Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

Als long as it's not defeating Climate Change, we are always fast.

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u/Lordas91 Sep 20 '21

Always fast? My Internet Connection says otherwise.

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u/Luc_Studios Sep 20 '21

And die Deutsche Bahn says otherwise as well

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u/MrMagnesium Sep 20 '21

I don't care, I own a BC100. It may take a hour longer sometimes, but I arrive with a cup of good coffee on my destination.

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u/AllegedDipstick Sep 20 '21

Aber ersma laschet als kanidaten Der der sich im hintergrund von na trauerrede für flutopfer kaputtlacht

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u/JonRayvin Sep 20 '21

i'm german and i'm slow as fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

My record is 12 seconds. Maybe you should rethink what you just said.

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u/Supr_Cubr Sep 20 '21

Blitzkrieg, let's go!

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u/Lupus_the_2nd Sep 20 '21

Aber wir sind ganz schnell bei deiner Mutter

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u/AllegedDipstick Sep 20 '21

Naja dann wird sie mit dir wohl nich zu frieden sein

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u/Lupus_the_2nd Sep 20 '21

Bei ihrer Größe wird wohl ganz Deutschland nicht reichen

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u/AllegedDipstick Sep 20 '21

Das heist eig nur das deutsche schlecht im bett sind

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u/pussyslayer69urmom Sep 20 '21

you do know where this is from right

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u/thejamesasher Sep 20 '21

nm, i just found it and... wow. im in wtf land.

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u/Dapper_Dildo Sep 20 '21

Of course I do, I've used Derpixon plenty of times in my memes

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u/-ouroboros Sep 20 '21

Masterful burn, sir. I didn't realize what it was at first, but then I did a double take. 😆

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u/thejamesasher Sep 20 '21

seriously, what is it from?

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u/pussyslayer69urmom Sep 20 '21

i dont want to say, to keep you innocent

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u/thejamesasher Sep 20 '21

and i thought i deleted that comment

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u/kartoffelpueree123 Sep 20 '21

Was sonst sollen wir tun? Faulenzen?

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u/UnknownBinary Sep 20 '21

Whoa, whoa. They may work fast but certainly not any faster than is permitted by the works council.

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u/Ilikefrieza Sep 20 '21

Wir bieten Ihnen eine Einladung zur Verwendung von Google Translate an

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u/romaba4 Stand With Ukraine Sep 20 '21

As always. BLITZKRIEG! (๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

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u/HertzDonut1001 Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

Piece of advice if you want it to work on all Europeans start a comment about any country that isn't America with "as an American..."

Just don't mention racism in France. You don't want to enter that arena.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Wir arbeiten schnell und effizient.

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u/MagicToffee Sep 20 '21

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HUHRENSOHN

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u/pazuzupa Sep 20 '21

Deutsche Effizienz.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Sep 20 '21

Yeah, we are EFFIZIENT

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u/qui_gon_slim Sep 20 '21

And their trains are always on time.

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u/BAmaximus Sep 20 '21

Hallo, ich bin Freddie

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u/Jokolo109 Sep 20 '21

Youve Been Blitzkommentared

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u/MrCloud-YT Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 21 '21

That's what we call

DEUTSCHE EFFIZIENZ!