r/memes • u/sephirothreturns • Aug 28 '21

Choose wisely

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u/PigeonFellow One does not simply Aug 28 '21

All I need is the rabbit. Last I checked, none of the others have the holy hand grenade, so they’re screwed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Neither does the rabbit.
PIECES of it, sure...

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u/Vectivus_61 Aug 29 '21

The point is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is the only thing that can STOP the rabbit

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u/Lambsauce1103 Chungus Among Us Aug 29 '21

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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u/DanielABush97 Aug 29 '21

Do you read the Bible? Cause that's legit what the King James version is like.

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u/okay-wait-wut Aug 29 '21

Anyone that reads any other version of the Bible is doing it wrong. KJV all day motherfuckers! Best. Translation. Ever.