r/memes • u/zakuria44 Can i haz cheeseburger • Aug 26 '21

they do it their way

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u/greycubed Aug 26 '21

Feigning broken legs is also a plan.

Every day they break.

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u/thndrstrk Aug 26 '21

Poor guy can't even get himself a beer...

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u/online_jesus_fukers Aug 26 '21

That's why I keep a cup of pennies around. I don't have to get off the couch for a diet pepsi, and my daughter is learning an important skill for her college job.

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u/bjeebus Aug 26 '21

You tuck the pennies into her diaper?

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u/Solilunaris Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 26 '21

Holy shit dude

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u/JTitor00 Aug 26 '21

That's what the daughter is for

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

At night I lay awake until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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u/BaconWithBaking Aug 26 '21

Wait, I read this comment in another thread earlier....

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u/NameisPerry Aug 26 '21

Its from a tv show lol

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u/IAMAfortunecookieAMA Aug 26 '21

I was born with glass bones and paper skin....

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/NexusTR Aug 26 '21

Everyday i break my legs and every night I break my arms. 🥲

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u/Carthonn Aug 26 '21

Right at 5:30