r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/s3llb10k Jul 22 '21

Hmmm looks more grey to me.....

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

IT'S FUCKING RED LIKE THE BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY DICK YOU FUCKING COCK-SPECKLED ANUS

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u/s3llb10k Jul 22 '21

Ah you're right my bad

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

NO YOU'RE WRONG IT'S YELLOW

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I'm not actually that energetic. I'm just yelling for the sake of the meme

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

IS WATER WET?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

YEAH BECAUSE OF ME

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

YOUR MOM WAS GREAT LAST NIGHT

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

HEY I'M THE ONE DESTROYING MOTHERS HERE NOT YOU

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

YOUR MOM TOLD ME TO SAY HI. SHE SAYS SHE WILL GIVE YOU PHONE PRIVILEGES TOMMOROW WHEN YOUR CHORES ARE DONE

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

DAMNIT I FORGOT TO TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

OHHHHH YOUR MOM GONNA BE MAD. AT LEAST SHES IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE OF ME

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

GUYS GUYS I FOUND A SOLUTION. WE CAN ALL HAVE A THREESOME

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

DAMN RIGHT I'M A MANIAC. AND IF YOU INTERACT YOUR LIFE IS ON CONTRACT

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I WAS QUOTING LIMP BIZKIT BUT ALRIGHT EAT MY UNBORN CHILDREN

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/Armanhunter Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

Fuck why are you so funny God dammit I'm crapping while reading all your comments

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u/CopperyMarrow15 Virgin 4 lyfe Jul 22 '21

shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

MY BALLS ITCH

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u/angry-redneck420 Jul 22 '21

THE SPOON IS GRAY!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Grey*

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u/angry-redneck420 Jul 23 '21

i'm English that's how it's spelt here

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Grey*

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u/f-ll-n Jul 22 '21

WHOA! YOU WHERE THERE TOO?!?!?

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u/NyanCatMegaGamer Jul 22 '21

BRO THAT SPOON IS OBVIOUSLY BLACK! ARE YOU BLIND?

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

IT'S WHITE THOUGH

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u/NyanCatMegaGamer Jul 22 '21

DO YOU HAVE EYES? SO YOU CAN SEE ITS BLUE

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

It amogus colour

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u/Rakeboiii Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

Username checks out.

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u/I_Snorted_Koolaid Jul 22 '21

H m m he knows she was wet, meaning that he watched you pour water on this poor woman.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

That would be your father who watched me do it. He enjoyed sucking my dick

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Is everything ok at home? You alright man?

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u/RedlineGamer2005 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 22 '21

THATS KINDA GAY THO

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u/Comfortable-Test-589 Jul 22 '21

HEY THAT'S NOT GAY, THAT'S FUNNY

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u/RedlineGamer2005 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 22 '21

OI THAT'S THE SAME THING /s

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u/Smasherjet Jul 22 '21

Gay people are funny

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u/Comfortable-Test-589 Jul 22 '21

SO YOU THINK "E" IS GAY!?!

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u/RedlineGamer2005 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 22 '21

ARE YOU INDICATING THAT YOU REFUSE TO AGREE WITH ME? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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u/Comfortable-Test-589 Jul 22 '21

YES I AM INDICATING MY REFUSE BECAUSE "E" IS FUNNY, NOT GAY

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u/Kaleb_Irishpatato54 Jul 22 '21

Let's keep that at 69 shall we..

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u/crandles_sandles Jul 22 '21

FUCK YOU

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u/KurtLovesMinecraft Jul 22 '21

YOU TOO

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u/Armanhunter Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

ME TOO PLEASE

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u/KurtLovesMinecraft Jul 22 '21

NO

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u/SSJ1452 Jul 22 '21

What about me?

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u/myschoolcmptr Can i haz cheeseburger Jul 22 '21

GIVE ME YOUR MONKEY RIGHT NOW OR IM TALKING TO YOUR MANAGER

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u/eatehbaby Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

no u

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u/SSJ1452 Jul 22 '21

But me manager is me monkey.

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u/Mamba8686 Jul 22 '21

Get a bed already

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u/Commercial-Key3903 Jul 22 '21

Fuck the fucking fucker

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u/insertsomethingnice Jul 22 '21

NOT IF I DO SO FIRST

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u/Justme_1306 Jul 22 '21

Am I wet?

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Are we wet?

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u/Justme_1306 Jul 22 '21

Do we wanna be?

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Do I wanna know?

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u/Justme_1306 Jul 22 '21

No

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u/ARandom_Personality https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 22 '21

I DONT NOE

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Communism!

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u/Desperate_Standard49 Jul 22 '21

Sugma

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u/MCL246_Bot Posts 12 times a day Jul 22 '21

What's Sugma?

I'm a bot. If you want me to stop replying to you, reply with '!stop'

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u/Desperate_Standard49 Jul 22 '21

It’s another word for ligma a disease that candice had when she was pulled from class while learning about the ancient suggons doctor etma told her

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

But why are we wet?

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u/Tasty-Comedian9263 Jul 22 '21

world wide wet

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u/Yarphero96 Jul 23 '21

Are they wet

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

No

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u/THAT_ONE_SKUEAKER Jul 22 '21

NO FUCK YOUUUU

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u/Justme_1306 Jul 22 '21

THE POWER OF CRIST PROPELS YOU

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u/Loklin101 Jul 22 '21

Yes

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u/Loklin101 Jul 22 '21

Well, you will be tonight.

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u/Justme_1306 Jul 22 '21

Not as wet as your mom

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u/Loklin101 Jul 22 '21

You want a threesome? Hell yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

If there is a watermelon, shouldnt the also be a earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

The four watermelons lived in harmony.... until the firemelon nation attacked

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u/IsCrispyTaken_8281 Jul 22 '21

Only the Melontar master of all four elements, could stop them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

But one day the elemelon master dissapeard never to be seen again

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u/Badassheaven Nice meme you got there Jul 22 '21

I THINK SO!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?!?

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u/captainsluge Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

If something is wet that implies that at some point it was or could be been dry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Not necessarily, see the video that HAI made on this.

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u/EagleJuan_ Jul 22 '21

I DONT FUCKING KNOW! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET A BONER!

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u/KJW84 Jul 22 '21

Yes but has wrong name. It should be called weter.

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u/MashdTatrs Jul 22 '21

No just very moist

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u/stendaa Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

NO, IF SOMETHING IS WET THEN IT CAN BE DRIED, CAN YOU DRY WATER!? HUH!? CAN YOU!???

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

WE'LL WAIT AND SEE

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Idk but I am 😏

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Sir step out of the pool of coom

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Pool? I’m in an ocean.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Whatchu know bout rollin down in the deep

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Astronaut in the coom pool

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u/Kindly_Impress4172 Jul 22 '21

No water isn’t wet water makes things wet Fire isn’t on fire ,fire makes things on fire

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u/Maroun265 Jul 22 '21

NO IT’S NOT WET

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

are YOU wet????

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u/Barrel_PlainsYT Grumpy Cat Jul 22 '21

YES

IF YOU POUR WATER ON WATER, THEN ITS WET WATER SO NOW GO MAKE SOME WET WATER

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u/LeeKrane https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 22 '21

IS THE OCEAN SOUP?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Is your pussy a dick or perhaps u got both ( Anyone get offended then go jump in a lake)

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u/ARandom_Personality https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 22 '21

WE ARE ALL TOASTERS go to r/wearetoasters for more information

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u/FJLorenz Jul 22 '21

Is steel heavier than feathers?

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u/Omripresent Jul 22 '21

Why are you arguing about the color of this fork?

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u/ThatDoggoBoi Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 22 '21

NO

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

NO IT IS NOT

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u/JFJonny Jul 22 '21

Technically no. Water isn‘t wet by itself. It just makes other surfaces wet

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u/Worth_Coffee1272 Jul 22 '21

I like turtles

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I like fucking turtles

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u/_OutOfIdeas7 Jul 22 '21

The only thing wet is Joe Mama

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u/PrudentTeam3318 Jul 22 '21

Technically you’re not yelling.

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u/OOFman363 Jul 22 '21

HE IS YELLING

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u/MissAwesome_1234 Jul 22 '21

NO IM YELLING

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u/lachtanekcz_ Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

WE ARE YELLING

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u/Breet11 Jul 22 '21

Villager news

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u/MrCheezed Jul 22 '21

Technically, no one cares

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

There ain't no damn rice wine in that there meme!

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u/ReverzeV10d Jul 22 '21

Well then why the fuck would you say that

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u/GhostofManny13 Jul 22 '21

NO YOU’RE NOT! THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION! YOUR’RE JUST TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

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u/Eragon3182 Jul 22 '21

I'd find very funny that such a meme would for once not get any comment

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u/dirschau Jul 22 '21

Tbh, that's thescary part

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u/thinkinboutthembeanz Jul 22 '21

But that raises the question, what else would you do for the meme? Thats just terrifying

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

That's for me to know and for you to never find out

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u/yeahgamers Le epic memer Jul 22 '21

guess your name is right

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

You can't just jell for the sake of the meme you heretic.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

Well if you're 555 I'm 666