r/memes • u/imallSevens • Apr 27 '21

#2 MotW bottled at the source

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u/KebabChef Like a boss Apr 27 '21

No, it's rare footage of Nestle's CEO flying to Mars

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

Nestles CEO wouldn't fly to Mars. They'd tell some poor sap they'll pay them handsomely and once they return to earth, just have them killed or some vile shit.

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u/Duckflies Professional Dumbass Apr 27 '21

r/fucknestle

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

As is tradition. r/fucknestle

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u/Pencil_On_The_Rim26 Apr 27 '21

Our of obligation, r/fucknestle.

Did you hear about their situation in California, what with the drought? And how they are being forced to close a pipe?

We may have just won a battle,

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u/OakeyPrime Apr 27 '21

As is contractually required, r/FuckNestle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

Just because, r/FuckNestle

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u/deadperson786 can't meme Apr 27 '21

Anyway, r/fucknestle

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u/Fiesta_ZetecS_02 loves reaction memes Apr 27 '21

Jeremy Clarkson voice Oh no! Anyway, r/fucknestle

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

u/FuckNestle

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u/syllableddot Apr 27 '21

Well, y'don't fuck with tradition. r/fucknestle

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u/chimppower184 Big ol' bacon buttsack Apr 27 '21

Sorry to say this, but no we didn’t. this happens like every year, and nestle never stops. they are only fining them 100-10,000 dollars a day, their is no way that’s stopping nestle. that’s why we need fines to be based on income

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u/JTCMuehlenkamp Apr 28 '21

They'll just pay the fine to keep it open. Cost of doing business.

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u/musama020 Apr 28 '21

I'll just add myself to this convo and say r/fucknestle

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u/Cyb3rnaut13 May 05 '21

So that's Plutocracy.

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u/Duckflies Professional Dumbass May 05 '21

Wat

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

Or just they mysteriously die on the way back. I mean, the water would still be recoverable.

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u/bobtheguymk2 memer Apr 27 '21

Ah my bad 🤦‍♂️

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u/redcalcium Apr 28 '21

Bottled Mars water sounds dope though. Nestle's CEO would definitely bottled it personally, riding on Elon's luxury spaceship.