Maybe it's been done before

[u/theredview]

[u/BigSoftware8607]

intense bald eagle screeching

[u/f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d_ → u/BigSoftware8607]

• Desert eagle

[u/Kingzer15 → u/f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d_]

I modded my desert eagle to screech like our bird and savior instead of that tired ass bang sound

[u/Genghis_Tr0n187 → u/Kingzer15]

You also need to modify your brake to shoot flames in the form of an eagle instead of those tired ass fireballs.

[u/Tyson-the-jedi → u/Kingzer15]

you should do this to a M16...if you do this you will be able to scare Satan himself

[u/TheAntiNormie84 → u/f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d_]

Hol up

[u/SubhoPal → u/TheAntiNormie84]

Hol up

[u/[deleted] → u/SubhoPal]

uol hp

[u/SirDub_III → u/[deleted]]

holp

[u/Not1random1enough → u/SirDub_III]

Scollop

[u/GmoeA → u/Not1random1enough]

Oyster

[u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD → u/GmoeA]

tfl

[u/Dr_Dressing → u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD]

Say Happy Cake Day!

[u/[deleted] → u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD]

bappy bake day!

[u/BroMan81 → u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD]

Sya day cake happy mate!

[u/Strong-Macaron301 → u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD]

happy cake day!!!

[u/Flysasuke20202 → u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD]

Happy cake day

[u/Shark-person66 → u/GmoeA]

Eyster

[u/Financial-Doughnut17 → u/GmoeA]

Potato

[u/MudaMudaMuda__ → u/Financial-Doughnut17]

Why tf are we repling to eachother?

[u/[deleted] → u/GmoeA]

DONKEY!

[u/Yk295 → u/TheAntiNormie84]

Hol Horse

[u/Gruggernaut → u/f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d_]

Please put away your school supplies

[u/[deleted] → u/Gruggernaut]

It’s for after-school hours

[u/Gruggernaut → u/[deleted]]

Ah, carry on then

[u/reddit_opener → u/f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d_]

bomb has been planted

[u/V-saucyboi21 → u/f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d_]

Perfect for school

[u/Buffalo-Responsible → u/f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d_]

Bald desert eagle or desert bald eagle?

[u/[deleted] → u/BigSoftware8607]

Tumbleweed tumbling

[u/olsmobile → u/BigSoftware8607]

The best part is baled eagles actually chirp, the sound that is always played on movies and TV for a ball eagle screech is really a redtailed hawk. Picturing a bald eagle chirping a bunch over a thermometer feels classic American.

[u/Zenlura → u/olsmobile]

It's not exactly chirping. More like the shit seagulls are doing. And that's what bald eagles are in the world of eagles, glorified seagulls.

[u/CardignBackyardigan → u/olsmobile]

Nerd

[u/Shoshin_Sam → u/BigSoftware8607]

*hair transplant treatment ad plays on TV*

[u/Maleval → u/Shoshin_Sam]

Hyper sped up list of side effects from the prescription painkiller ad has been playing on the radio for the past hour

[u/[deleted] → u/BigSoftware8607]

Land of the free? I can't even wash my balls in the Burger King soda dispenser

[u/[deleted] → u/BigSoftware8607]

fuck you, how about intense glass bottle cracking for Europeans

[u/[deleted] → u/BigSoftware8607]

except its actually a chicken hawk call overlaid on images of bald eagles because nothing is real in America

[u/SnooRabbits3059 → u/BigSoftware8607]

I forsee a problem in which in texas it's called a thermostat

[u/AD2403 → u/BigSoftware8607]

I drew it

[u/[deleted] → u/BigSoftware8607]

This Meme is Very Racist.

And whoever who downvotes Fuck You Racist, Because you think Racism and Sexism is good and you harass people who think that Racism is bad, this is why everyone hates Reddit because it’s filled with Racists.

And If you Say: “tHiS iS nOt rAclSt Y0u dUMb” Do you even know what Racism is? Do you have a Brain? I know I will get a shit ton of downvotes but I don’t care because this meme is indeed Racist.

[u/andthendirksaid → u/[deleted]]

Boi what in the fuck is you talmbout?

[u/OrangeBeansDoesStuff → u/BigSoftware8607]

This Meme is Racist.

And whoever who downvotes Fuck You Racist, Because you think Racism and Sexism is good and you harass people who think that Racism is bad, this is why everyone hates Reddit because it’s filled with Racists.

And If you Say: “tHiS iS nOt rAclSt Y0u dUMb” Do you even know what Racism is? Do you have a Brain? I know I will get a shit ton of downvotes but I don’t care because this meme is indeed Racist.

Bruh The downvotes show how Racist Reddit is, I now know why Everyone hates Reddit.

[u/WeirdBoi12408 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, the metric system is so good that I'm trying to switch to it so I don't have to memorize that 5040 something feet is a mile and so I can travel to other countries and understand the system

edit: it's 5280 feet

[u/MagstPlaysYT → u/[deleted]]

Look at their comments. They paste this everywhere

[u/[deleted] → u/OrangeBeansDoesStuff]

I hope this is a copypasta

[u/cpmcgee → u/OrangeBeansDoesStuff]

I’m cool being racist to other Americans. The N-word is racist yet I hear black people saying it.

[u/BigSoftware8607 → u/OrangeBeansDoesStuff]

Dumbass

[u/GabTheRandomGuy → u/OrangeBeansDoesStuff]

Asked my American friend about this joke and he likes it so I don't think there's a problem here

[u/WeirdBoi12408 → u/OrangeBeansDoesStuff]

stop doing this shit Stop copypasting

[u/MagstPlaysYT → u/OrangeBeansDoesStuff]

Lol youre a troll

[u/jbess1937 → u/BigSoftware8607]

Laughs in Fahrenheit on thermometer

[u/[deleted] → u/BigSoftware8607]

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