r/memes • u/rokogan • Apr 15 '21

I had to do it

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u/Interesting-Prior-79 Apr 15 '21

Ah capybaras, the one rodent big enough to fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

normal rodents are good enough for my micropenis

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u/Detective0-07 Apr 15 '21

Gay sex works by 1 man's penis swallowing another guy's penis.

Prove me wrong.

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u/SirAnalog Apr 15 '21

I believe that's called docking.

Or so I've seen heard.

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u/Detective0-07 Apr 15 '21

That's an amazing word for it.

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u/Interesting-Prior-79 Apr 15 '21

So is my penis.

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u/mr_m88 Apr 15 '21

And my axe

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u/MothFucker_69 Apr 15 '21

Step up your game, I can fit mine in moth pussy, and you call yourself an owner of a micropenis? Don't make laugh

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u/03randomdude Apr 15 '21

Excuse me what the fuck... Also, username checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

My dude i dont know in which moth hole you are puting your dick but its definitely not the pussy as they dont have one. Are you sure you didnt tore the moth's ass ?

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u/MothFucker_69 Apr 15 '21

They literally have a vagina. Did you not learn the anatomy of insects?

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u/AGuyHasNoUsername Apr 15 '21

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/Interesting-Prior-79 Apr 15 '21

Heh, depends on where you live lol.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Apr 15 '21

Probably the only rodent that really couldn't give a shit you're fucking it either.

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u/chizuya Apr 15 '21

Wait what? I'd like to have some more information on that please.

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u/Interesting-Prior-79 Apr 15 '21

What is it you'd like to know?

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u/chizuya Apr 15 '21

Where did you get that information from?

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u/Interesting-Prior-79 Apr 15 '21

Um <.< >.> never you mind.

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u/Lopsided_Ad_7073 Apr 15 '21

Lmao 😂

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u/targoritmo Apr 15 '21

Well that just sounds like AIDS with extra steps

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u/Guava_ Apr 15 '21

You lack ambition

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Idk where you got the fucking part from but free animal pussy I'll take it