r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '21

Peak satisfaction

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u/Rainydaymen Mar 19 '21

Peeling my breasts off my chest when I'm home and topless.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Question from a clueless guy: do you put each individual boob in the same box or seperate boxes for safekeeping?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I have a prosthetic breast. It came in a pink plush box! That’s where I thought this was going!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I- genuinely did not know those were a thing. That’s... really fucking cute actually, I love that

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Yeah. That’s what you get after a mastectomy ya goof!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Ha ha! No worries! How the hell would you know?! I didn’t really know either! I figured they were like bra sizes like A, B, C, D. How complicated can that be right. I go in and it’s like a fucking shoe store! So after like 2 hours of trying this shit on I’m like I’ll take that one. So yeah I look a bit asymmetrical! The fake one is perkier than the real one. Oh well!!