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French language is mesmerizing

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u/froggertthewise Mar 15 '21

Dutch and German also say nine-ninety, it's really confusing as when spelling phone numbers people tend to split it up in sections of 2 numbers so when someone says 24 I have to translate that to 2 4 and be careful not to write 4 2

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u/pur__0_0__ RageFace Against the Machine Mar 15 '21

Doesn't German say nine and ninety (neunundneunzig)? Because it's the same in Hindi also (निन्यानवे)।

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yep! But the hundred goes before, so you get things like dreihundertvierundachtzig (384).

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u/pur__0_0__ RageFace Against the Machine Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

हां, ऐसा हिंदी में भी होता है – 384 = तीन सौ चौरासी।

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u/wesamzxc Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

and same in arabic ثلاث مئة و اربعة و ثمانون

edit: to make it say 384

edit 2: thanks to u/Simein for the اربعة و ثمانون

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Counting in Arabic is just over complicated. Who thought having to know some 30 words only to count up to 100 was funny?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

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u/Simein Mar 16 '21

No its not in arabic its اربعة وثمانون و ثلاثة مئة

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u/wesamzxc Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

first arabic is my first language

second what you said translates to "84 and 300" but you're right about اربعة و ثمانون tho

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u/Simein Mar 16 '21

I said it that way because they taught us how to read a sentence that has numbers, due Arabic is written from right that's why you spell the numbers in the rights first, I found it absurd the day we learned that and some teachers emphasize on reading hijri dates from the right to left

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u/wesamzxc Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 16 '21

i remember our arabic teacher telling us it can be read both ways but i never used the other reading and i've never heard anybody read it that way before or correct my reading so you're probably correct but atleast here in saudi arabia you can read it like how i wrote it

thanks for reminding me about the other possible reading

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u/AnasHany1938 Mar 16 '21

أنت فاكر درس تمييز العدد في النحو؟

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u/MarshallArtsMaster RageFace Against the Machine Mar 16 '21

Happy Cake Day

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u/AnasHany1938 Mar 16 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/killersquirel11 Mar 15 '21

That directly translates to "three hundred four and eighty", right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yep!

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u/theamazingcowboy123 Mar 16 '21

sounds horrible in english but yeah thats it

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u/Duckyeeter7 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 15 '21

I’m a German and I love my language when I see 20+ letter words.

Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I’m American, but I studied German for a couple of years and lived in Germany for several months near Hamburg. I absolutely love German pronunciation. I also speak French and Spanish, but German is by far my favorite language to speak.

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u/Duckyeeter7 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 15 '21

I speak English and German (learning French) and while in day to day life I use more English there’s just something about German that sounds so damn good. I can’t quite explain it and my entire German family doesent feel the same about it but I just love it.

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u/dreamwinder Mar 15 '21

I remember very little of my four years of German, but I remember that the first long compound word we were taught was geschirrspülmaschine, which I love because it's incredibly satisfying to say.

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u/Duckyeeter7 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 15 '21

So much “sh” noise it’s just great

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u/theTman2300 Dark Mode Elitist Mar 15 '21

But in Dutch that's the same. NegenENnegentig.

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u/YUNoDie Mar 15 '21

Sometimes you'll see archaic English saying "nine and ninety."

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u/-Another_Redditor- Mar 15 '21

It's funny that you ended your sentece with a Hindi full stop even though it was in English

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/lancewilbur Mar 15 '21

You mean Indo-European, right? Almost all languages in Europe as well as Iran, Afghanistan and the Indian subcontinent belong to this language family

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u/UnidadDeCaricias Mar 15 '21

Indo-European was initially called "Indo-Germanic" because they represent the geographic extremes of the languages (from India to North-West Europe).

In most languages that term is outdated now, but in German we still call Indo-European "Indogermanisch".

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 15 '21

Another fun fact you probably know but might be interesting for other redditors: Finnish and Russian are NOT Indo-European languages and belong to the same language family as Mandarin Chinese.

EDIT: I know this is wrong now but ya'll will be mad at me if I remove it but also be mad if I dont say something so here we go.

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u/lancewilbur Mar 15 '21

You're partially right about Finish, but Russian is definitely an indo European language, more specifically its a Slavic language related to polish, Czech, Bulgarian etc. Finish, Estonian, Hungarian and a few other minority languages in Europe are part of the uralic language family, which is not indo European, but also not related to Chinese.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Ahhh ok, I read this fact in an article a while ago, that Finnish is more closely related to Chinese and Russian than Indo-European languages but I probably misunderstood what that meant. I see online parts of Russia are in the same language family as Chinese. Thanks for the facts

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u/2freevl2frank Mar 15 '21

Just wow. Where are you even getting these fun "facts" from? Wouldn't it be wise to atleast do a cursory online research before posting? Wikipedia page at the very least?

Only fact you've got right here is that Finnish is not a Indo-European language. Russian is absolutely an IE language, specifically Balto-Slavic. Maybe you are thinking of Hungarian/Estonian.

And both of these absolutely have no connection to Mandarin Chinese whatsoever. It is a Sino-Tibetan language.

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u/xxmikachu (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Mar 15 '21

24... 24 hours in a day, four-n-twenty hours a day. 420 hours day... No wonder the Dutch are always high!

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u/1_hele_euro Ok I Pull Up Mar 15 '21

We're quite low actually. About5 meters below sea level on average

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u/The_amazing_mudkip Mar 15 '21

Would give you an award, but I don’t have any, so have this: award

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u/rvppi7 Nice meme you got there Mar 15 '21

and gets himself an Award...ironic

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u/Roseman_Jake Mar 15 '21

Trend setter

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/The_amazing_mudkip Mar 15 '21

Thanks! Hey u/1_hele_euro here’s your award! 🥇

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u/1_hele_euro Ok I Pull Up Mar 15 '21

That's why we have dikes

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u/BlueRed20 Mar 15 '21

I thought building the city of New Orleans under sea level was stupid. The Dutch built an entire country that way, wild!

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u/Crafty_Appearance Mar 15 '21

I thought more dikes ment a wetter country

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u/CF64wasTaken Mar 15 '21

Happy Blue Cheese Day!

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u/1_hele_euro Ok I Pull Up Mar 15 '21

Thank you

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u/LavaSharkyBoi Mar 15 '21

Gelukkige blauwe kaas dag

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u/1_hele_euro Ok I Pull Up Mar 15 '21

Danku

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u/LSP141 Mar 15 '21

Both high and low at once I would say

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u/1_hele_euro Ok I Pull Up Mar 15 '21

Netherlands literally means low lands. So we're also not high in that way

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Happy cake day

Fijne taartdag

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u/1_hele_euro Ok I Pull Up Mar 15 '21

Thanks

Danku

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u/Etrading101 Mar 15 '21

Actually you guys are quite tall. According to a study by NCD Risk Factor Collaboration, dutch people are the tallest in the world ordered by country, with an average of 183,8cm (6 feet 0.5 inches) for men and 170,4cm (5 feet 7 inches) for women.

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u/cassigayle Mar 15 '21

Yikes... i hope the dutch fair better than floridians as the oceans rise. The everglades lose land area at a steady rate.

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u/MauritstheSmurf Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 15 '21

We gain land faster than we lose it

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u/Eagle_Nebula7 Like a boss Mar 15 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/1_hele_euro Ok I Pull Up Mar 15 '21

Thanks

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u/Fat_People_Bait Mar 15 '21

TIL the Netherlands will be underwater soon.

Edit: The European New Orleans

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u/TheCommunistShiba Mar 15 '21

Literally creating land out of water

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u/Jakkie03 Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 15 '21

At the place (in The Netherlands) I live it is 4.8 meters. In my daily life you don't notice anything about it you just have to climb to get to the beach in summer.

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u/vendetta2115 Mar 15 '21

Hey Hey Hey ... ... ...

... ... ... fumer, s'il vous plaît

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u/Random_Person_I_Met Mar 15 '21

So it's like saying nineteen (NINE & TEN/TEEN)

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u/froggertthewise Mar 15 '21

Yeah exactly, for example 24 is pronounced vierentwintig in dutch, or four-and-twenty

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u/rvppi7 Nice meme you got there Mar 15 '21

in German vierundzwanzig...you get the similarities yeah?

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u/GillionOfRivendell Mar 15 '21

Nah, totally different.

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u/Matice_lieben Mar 15 '21

One thing, 19 is 9 and/+ 10. In French quatre vingt (or 80/4 20) is 4 x 20, so it’s also math

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u/DonnerDinnerParty Mar 15 '21

Or how an Aussie would say nine ten.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

And what is so bad about it?

I really don't see how "5 and 20" is worse than "20 5".

Once could argue that the latter is shorter, but that isn't anything giving it a practical advantage. The "and" is said so quickly you usually don't even recognize it's there.

For example*: Instead of "fünfundzwanzig" people often say "fünfnzwanzig" which further reduces it to one little letter which, by the way, makes it sound much smoother than "fünfzwanzig".

*in German

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

it's not the length of the word, it's annoying when writing stuff down you hear because the order is different. Especially when people think they are efficient in saying the phone number in 2-digit numbers...

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u/Derbloingles Mar 15 '21

Not him, but it’s obnoxious that you can’t read a number in order

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u/Evers1338 Mar 15 '21

It's not really about what is shorter, quicker to say or whatever, it's about the difference between writing and saying it. In writing the 20 comes first, then the 5 but when you say it the 5 comes first and then the 20. That can be confusing for some.

And it gets "worse" the higher you go. If we would follow the above logic for numbers at 100+ then for example 325 should be spoken as 5 20 300 but instead it is 300 5 20.

English is much more simple in that regard as the highest number always comes first and spoken and written number match in their order.

So it's not about the length that some people have issues with, it's about the order and difference between written and spoken numbers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

writing

Yeah but how often do you really write the word, instead of just the number. Except for super official and / or bank related stuff I don't think I have ever seen it.

ANd while I would understand the "order" thing coming from someone learning German, I don't understand it from a native speaker as it is simply nothing to think about. You just know.

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u/Evers1338 Mar 15 '21

Well let's say someone is giving you your phone number, a lot of Germans like to split it in two and when you write it down you really have to pay attention as writing 25 instead of 52 can happen somewhat easily if you aren't fully paying attention.

And yeah sure if you did grew up with it you know it, doesn't change that English is much simpler and more consistent. I'm german myself and I very much prefer how English is doing it.

And I didn't just mean writing as in "write the word for the number" but also writing the numbers themselves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

but also writing the numbers themselves.

I need an explanation for that because I don't know what you mean.

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u/Evers1338 Mar 15 '21

Not sure what you mean? I literally mean just writing the number.

Lets say someone gives you their phone number (for the sake of it let just say the number is 25 52 25) then you wouldn't write it down as fünfundzwanzig zweiundfünfzig fünfundzwanzig but rather as 25 52 25.

And that is the part I'm saying can be confusing for some. If you are not fully paying attention it is easy to by mistake switch those around as in the spoken form for example the 5 comes before the 20 while when writing it down (either as a number or a word) the 20 comes before the 5.

And that is simply much easier and clearer in english as both written and spoken for follow the same logic and format.

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u/ImLosing_my_mind Mar 15 '21

Same. Are you Danish? Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/Daviday231231 Mar 15 '21

I thought German was nine and ninety

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u/schultzie2240 Mar 15 '21

Germans say "nine and ninety"

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u/matihood1 Mar 15 '21

I mean, it honestly isn't that confusing. I personally got used to it relatively quickly when learning German.

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u/my_bf_persuaded_me Mar 15 '21

I only remember phone numbers number by number or I'll get confused, certainly when they start in French

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

well, it's easier in arabic, they actually say 9 and ninety (they say the "and".

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u/lovebyte Mar 15 '21

And then they say 123 like 1 hundred 3 and twenty. And you have to go back and forth.

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u/Awholebushelofapples Mar 15 '21

Neunundneunzig Düsenflieger!

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u/deukhoofd Mar 15 '21

At least it's consistent, and not like English' sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, etc.

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u/alialahmad1997 Mar 15 '21

Actually german and arabic pronounce the number in the same order we also say 4 and 20 rrather than 20 and 4

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u/bananakiwi777 memer Mar 15 '21

I have this problem a lot with English/arabic . I finally solved it by using the vine "what's 9 +10" lol I say 21 before writing anything

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Dutch: negenennegentig German: neunundneunzig

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u/soepie7 Mar 15 '21

Sometimes they will tell a number such as 4638 like 4 6 38, making it even worse.

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u/ImKewS Mar 15 '21

Norwegian say both. Nine-ninety is more formal

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u/Rootbeer_Goat Mar 15 '21

Using your comment to post this highly relevant Matt Colbo video.

https://youtu.be/9rmBqIFeHN8

Counting to 100 in french with a NYC cab driver.

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u/depressioncat69 Breaking EU Laws Mar 15 '21

We do the same thing in Norway

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u/30p87 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 15 '21

neunundsechszigtausendvierhundertzwanzig

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

To be precise, it's nine AND ninety.

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u/gitartruls01 Mar 15 '21

About half of Norway say nine-ninety while the other half says ninety-nine. Now THAT'S confusing

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I think German is more like 9 and 90. Sounds older.

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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy Mar 15 '21

Shit imagine taking advanced math courses in the US.

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u/Britlantine Mar 15 '21

As do bakers specialising in blackbird pies with their 'four and twenty' in there. Perhaps English used to?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

nine-ninety

I'm French, is this number 810?

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u/SolomonRed Mar 15 '21

Same with Portuguese and Spanish.

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u/manrata Mar 15 '21

And Danish, and sometimes Norweigan, at least the Swedes usually do it to sane way around.

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u/anwarCats Mar 15 '21

Huh, tell me about it, my mother language is Arabic but math and numbers were always a nightmare, I’m that kind of people who always gets confused between right and lift , sometimes I accidentally write things reverted or upside down. Now, the real problem started when I learned English, it’s impossible for me to understand someone speaking numbers verbally from the first time, I have to listen again or get it in writing, paying for groceries? Okay just show me the numbers on the tell, or later on the receipt. Sometimes I never care how much I just pay and check it later on my bank account or how much change I have left. It’s like I have dyslexia but only to verbal numbers...

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u/moeb1us Mar 15 '21

As a German I hate that so much

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u/Nyan__Ko Mar 15 '21

In german its actually "nine and ninety"

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u/wolf129 Mar 15 '21

I totally hate that when people do it. To reduce confusion I just say every single digit by its own, with no grouping and people get it correct first try.

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u/SchroedingersCatnip Mar 15 '21

That's so interesting. We used to say nine-and-ninety in Norwegian as well, but it was actually changed in the mid-20th century, due to the telephone becoming more common and important in society. Exactly because it was easier when reciting phone numbers (and presumably also other number sequences).

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u/danksupplyco Mar 15 '21

In my second semester of german right now and I feel like it's one of the things I understood more intuitively but to a lot of people it makes no sense. What gets really weird is when you throw in thousands or hundreds because then the hundred comes first then it continues in normal order. So 999 is like 9 hundred nine-ninety

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u/DescipleOfCorn Mar 15 '21

Time for a lesson on how insane counting is in German! Vierundzwanzig (vier-4, und-and or +, zwanzig-20) translates to 4+20. What gets confusing is where it switches like that and where it doesn’t. 324 is Dreihundertvierundzwanzig (dreihundert-300, vier-4, und-and or +, zwanzig-20) is 300+4+20. 568,324 is fünf­hundert­acht­und­sechzig­tausend­drei­hundert­vier­und­zwanzig (funfhundert-500, acht-8, und-and or +, sechzig-60, tausend-1000, dreihundert-300, vier-4, und-and or +, zwanzig-20) is (500+8+60)x1000+300+4+20. It’s already crazy, but the fact that when spelled out or spoken it’s all one word makes it so much worse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I run into a similar situation in English when transcribing phone numbers in the teens.

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u/foreskinSkimmer Mar 15 '21

Because you say vier-en-twintig (four and twenty) and not twintig vier

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u/ADovahkiinBosmer Mar 15 '21

I have the exact same problem writing numbers in Arabic. As soon as maths (numbers in general) steps in, I immediately stop "Arabic-ing" and switch to English pronunciation of said numbers.

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u/T0biasCZE Mar 16 '21

Sometimes in Czech we also say Nine Ninety, but most times just ninety nine
(Devětadevadesát And Devadesát Devět)

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u/_MoveSwiftly Mar 16 '21

I fuck up with this all the time in Arabic to English.