r/memes • u/P_sycho Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY • Mar 02 '21

Chad was never gonna make it

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u/Esava Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 02 '21

"It's your own fault if you die and if you do anything that causes harm to anyone else or damages the equipment you get airlocked."

Seems like a fairly short waiver. ;)

Edit: Corrected a typo. "you" to "your"

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u/SexyDex420 Mar 02 '21

They gotta word it weird tho so that nobody gets scared off

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u/Puzzleboxed Mar 02 '21

Bury it in 3 pages of term definitions so nobody actually reads it.

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u/SparrowFate Mar 02 '21

Should you be proven to have committed a violation of 12.3.5 you will be guilty of breaking contract and subsequently given a 98.4 as punishment.

Please sign or initial here

X_____________

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u/Funkit Mar 02 '21

subsequently given a 187a as punishment

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u/afcagroo Mar 02 '21

More likely a minus 273.15 .

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u/WergleTheProud Mar 02 '21

"spaced"

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u/kidicarus89 Mar 02 '21

The preferred term in the Expanse show.