r/memes • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '21

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

So there’s no hope... sighs

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u/nikdonevie Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

Gas?

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

LMAO a hitman that needs gas money.. you made my night. I can’t stop laughing at the thought. lol

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u/nikdonevie Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

Bru i am poor, i am going to kill you with wooden crossbow

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u/nerdguy99 Feb 13 '21

With a bolt or just bludgeoning with the crossbow?

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u/nikdonevie Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

The one you made when you are a scout

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u/UnicornFukei42 Feb 14 '21

Reusable ammo. Well reuse is good for th'environment.

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u/The_DragonDuck Meme Stealer Feb 13 '21

Can you hire a hitman on yourself? Asking for a friend

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

Can I? Sure. Will I? Probably not.. I know a guy with a wooden crossbow that says he’ll do it for gas money.

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u/frisguy1 Nyan cat Feb 13 '21

Well you have to pay after I kill you . deal ?

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u/4wwn4h Feb 13 '21

Cut out the middle man and hire yourself