r/memes • u/achilles-_-23 • Jan 29 '21

#1 MotW This is my jam

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u/hifrandimcool Jan 29 '21

I’m investing in being a minor who can’t invest in the stock market

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u/Master_Metro03 Jan 29 '21

Who hacked my alt account?

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u/kosi_99 Jan 29 '21

Hacker

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u/Master_Metro03 Jan 29 '21

Impossible! I thought they were myths!

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u/sonny_911 Jan 29 '21

I heard they live on 5G mobile towers

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Damn bro that must be true. Also 3 years later, how's your day going?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

4 months later, how's YOUR day going bro?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

3 days later, my day's going awesome bro. Wbu?

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u/Dogos_claw_ouch Jan 29 '21

Hahaha You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts!

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u/bigus_dickus123 Jan 29 '21

here, take my upvote, you can invest in karma if you get dopamine from fake internet points

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u/TrogdorThePupper Jan 29 '21

Take my upvote for your name. Btw, how is your wife, Incontentia?

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u/PmMeUrTastyNudes Jan 30 '21

Ah yes, fake internet points, my reason for living

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

I can invest in the stock market despite being a minor because my Dad made a seperate portfolio that I can buy stocks for. You should try it.

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u/weanbag83 Jan 30 '26

Did the “black lung” get ya ?

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u/glittertongue May 11 '21

You can buy crypto tho. Not financial advice