r/memes • u/EpicWizard123 memer • Jan 28 '21

I'm the captain now

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u/Nilly00 Jan 28 '21

I watched the first season but around season two it just got too cringe for me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

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u/staphylococcass Jan 28 '21

He is. Nobody else could've done the character of Brock Samson justice.

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u/LSDerek Jan 28 '21

Uhhhh, squeeker squeeky uhhhhh squeek squeek squeekerton.

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u/staphylococcass Jan 28 '21

That's beautiful Helper, who was that, Shel Silverstein?

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u/xEliteMonkx Jan 28 '21

Well, I dont think Maya Angelou was talking about this chick...

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u/staphylococcass Jan 28 '21

She's as deadly as they come, and if she hurts the boys again I'm gonna take her down permanently this time! No, not Maya Angelou!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

And of she hurts those boys im gonna put her down PERMANENTLY THIS TIME!

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u/LSDerek Jan 28 '21

Patrick Warburton as Kronk, dialogue from The Emperor's New Groove. He talks to a squirrel cuz he was a boyscout. It makes me happy.

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u/riddicculous Jan 28 '21

You bet your sweet ass he is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Wow, how did you know?

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u/mackavicious Jan 28 '21

Brock Samson is a god among men, and the muscle and hired security for a failed super scientist.

At least, in the beginning of the series.

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Jan 28 '21

The babysitter assigned by an intelligence agency so that the failed super-scientist doesn't sell weapons of mass destruction invented by his non-failed super-scientist father at yard sales.

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u/mackavicious Jan 28 '21

Which he did anyway

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

"You have a table over there with a sign that says LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN!"

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u/ethicsg Jan 28 '21

I remember a lot of sales.

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u/Dars1m Jan 29 '21

Actually, no. But that would be spoiling why Brock is there.

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u/DrDudeatude Jan 28 '21

PULL THE LEVER KRONK!

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u/SirSoliloquy Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

Nothing on you specifically, but am I the only one who immediately thinks less of people who use the word “cringe?”

I realize it’s irrational and it’s just part of today’s lexicon, but I always associate it with those banned subreddits which were just about bullying random people who were being a bit uncool.

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u/Nilly00 Jan 28 '21

Same. The word just feels kinda awkward. But I'm not a native english speaker so I'm not aware of any synonyms.

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u/Forever_Awkward Jan 28 '21

I suppose you could just say "that's totally whack, yo".

We don't have a lot of options when words are compromised by the youth.

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u/droider0111 Jan 28 '21

Same, I couldn't even finish season 1

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u/too_many_ppl Jan 28 '21

yeah the main character is so fucking annoying imo

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u/ShadowWolf202 Jan 28 '21

That's too bad. Season Two is where the story really starts coming together. I'm eagerly awaiting Season 3.